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Jokes For the stay at home moms hope yall find this funny it sure did give me a chuckle 😂:
1. "Dads think stay-at-home moms just sit around sipping coffee all day. Little do they know, we're actually running a covert operation called 'Operation Chaos Control' with the kids!"
2. "You know, according to dads, stay-at-home moms have mastered the art of teleportation. They think we magically appear in the kitchen, clean the house, and have dinner ready in a heartbeat!"
3. "Dads believe stay-at-home moms possess superpowers like 'Infinite Patience' and 'Laundry Vision.' If only they knew the truth: we're just really good at hiding the eye rolls!"
4. "Dads think stay-at-home moms have secret cloning technology. They believe we can be in the nursery, the kitchen, and the living room all at once. Sorry, fellas, it's just multitasking!"
5. "According to dads, stay-at-home moms must have a time-turner like Hermione Granger. They imagine we can magically fit 48 hours of work into a 24-hour day. Newsflash: we're not wizards, we're just really efficient!"
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Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,
his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...
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