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sarah
sarah
Мама двоих (3 года, 6 лет)

Что делать, если папа уронил крем-чиз с халапеньо на спину, а ты беременна и не достаёшь? Сестра выручила!

“This just in news 11 dad dropped cream cheese from his jalapeño popper onto my back and I’m too fat and pregnant to reach it to lick it off. My sister Sadie licked it off before my mom could get to it so she’s going to likely have explosive diarrhea.”

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callatelaboca

callatelaboca

This news station better give me a follow up story!!

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kameltoeharris

sarah

Мама двоих (3 года, 6 лет)

Hopefully the follow up is that she squirts these fuckers out already.

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jennatess

jenna tess

omg what is her breed? 🥹

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kameltoeharris

sarah

Мама двоих (3 года, 6 лет)

She’s a mini Australian shepherd ☺️

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mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

🤣🤣🤣

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does your SO play with your

does your SO play with your Boobs if you breastfeed?? I breastfeed and my husband made a comment that he wanted to grab my boobs and lick my nipples (tmi) and I felt grossed out and told him my boobs are food and I won't let him near them. Lol. Just wondering if boob grabbing/licking is off limits if you breastfeed.