Что делать, если папа уронил крем-чиз с халапеньо на спину, а ты беременна и не достаёшь? Сестра выручила!
“This just in news 11 dad dropped cream cheese from his jalapeño popper onto my back and I’m too fat and pregnant to reach it to lick it off. My sister Sadie licked it off before my mom could get to it so she’s going to likely have explosive diarrhea.”
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Hopefully the follow up is that she squirts these fuckers out already.
does your SO play with your
Boobs if you breastfeed?? I breastfeed and my husband made a comment that he wanted to grab my boobs and lick my nipples (tmi) and I felt grossed out and told him my boobs are food and I won't let him near them. Lol. Just wondering if boob grabbing/licking is off limits if you breastfeed.
Some people on here need a good licking! 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼
Excessive Dog Licking
My old dog has started to excessively lick my leather couch. Only at night, but she just licks and licks and licks. She won't stop until she falls asleep. Any idea why?
Off to Passover Seder in my Star Wars shoes!
Vets of bb!! What can I do for my dog? He has been licking it non stop since yesterday he limps on it as well. He tripped running up he stairs of our deck. I put coconut oil on it but he licks it off I tried bandaging it and he ripped it off.
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