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tasha·Мама двоих (2 года, 5 лет)

Need some sarcastic comments if anyone can help... things like...

Some people just need a high five in the face with a chair...

Lets share, ill take the pin you take the granade.

The more the better please

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ms_lizzy
Elisabeth·Мама дочки (2 года)

My partner always says

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap 🤦🏻‍♀️😆

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em90
Emma·Мама двоих (6 лет, 8 лет)

You're as useful as a chocolate teapot

Its ok if you dont like me. Not everyone has good taste.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

I'm sorry I offended you with my common sense.

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tashacoombes89
tasha·Мама двоих (2 года, 5 лет)

Thankyou... brilliant 👏 👏

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theodoresmammy

I clapped because it's finished, not because I liked it.

I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

Cancel my subscription because I don't need your issues.

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tashacoombes89
tasha·Мама двоих (2 года, 5 лет)

They are brilliant 👏 😀 thankyou

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