Need some sarcastic comments if anyone can help... things like...
Some people just need a high five in the face with a chair...
Lets share, ill take the pin you take the granade.
The more the better please
You're as useful as a chocolate teapot
Its ok if you dont like me. Not everyone has good taste.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
I'm sorry I offended you with my common sense.

Moms,
We wanted to take a minute to welcome all our new users from BabyBump! We are so happy to have you with us, and we welcome you into our loving community of moms and moms-to-be!
We want to let you know that mom.life is exclusively offering to migrate your posts and photos from Baby Bump so you don't lose your precious moments by switching apps!
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Transgender children
So I just learned that in my kids school district (my kids aren't in school yet my oldest will be starting kindergarten next September) there are twin boys who identify as girls. They are 5 years old. What's your opinions on this matter given they are 5!!! I don't believe that at that age they really understand the whole thing. So the entire school had to take a course on how to handle transgender children. For example they can't say girls go this or boys do that. What are...

#momlifegroups
Hey Moms,
Here is the full list of groups! Please tag the admin in the comments below to be added. Thank you to all the moms leading these groups.
Group Name Admin
Postpartum Depression @Heera
Fitness/weight loss @jgruenwald
Miscarriage and Loss @bri92
Couponing @aydans.mommy
NICU @scottiesmommy
Domestic Violence @smilingwithmyawesome4kids
Kids with special needs @smilingwithmyawesome4kids
Car sear safety @santistevanmommie
Babywea...

A Statement from Mom.Life:
Hey everyone!
Last night, a new user began messaging our moms asking for private pictures of toddlers and young children. This is obviously unacceptable behavior, and the account was banned immediately. Although thankfully extremely rare on Mom.Life, several users were understandably upset by this, so we wanted to clarify a few things:
First off, Mom.Life has an absolute zero tolerance policy for child abuse and those who would prey on children. We strive to ...
My partner always says
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap 🤦🏻♀️😆