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dontspankme

Dontspankme

5 Reece’s peanutbutter cups, 1 rotisserie chicken and half a grape.

professor.hashbrown

Bean

Gotta have that grape

dontspankme

Dontspankme

yup she’s so healthy and better than the other kids with no grapes.

professor.hashbrown

Bean

she can't hang out with the no-grape-havin kiddos?

dontspankme

Dontspankme

nah cause their parents are trash.

professor.hashbrown

Bean

😂😂😂🍇

jellybeans33

Jelly

5?!? Are you trying to starve the kid. She needs at least 7

dontspankme

Dontspankme

you’re right! Not trying to be a trash parent and starve my child of her nutrition

jellybeans33

Jelly

Red Bull and gas station sushi. Sometimes a pack of candy cigarettes.

professor.hashbrown

Bean

I guess he looks like he's out of Grease with those cigs rolled up in his sleeve

themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

How neglectful....MY child gets a pack of REAL Marlboro reds. One day you'll care about your kid...I GUESS. 🙄🤣

themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

I mean, DON'T YOU KNOW what those will do to his teeth.... that are about to fall out of his head anyway?! 🤯🤷‍♀️

fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMomma

Мама сына (7 лет)

@leonardsquared, 🤣🤣🤣

mommiesgoneabitmad

Robyn

Мама троих детей

@uni.cheapskate, straight baller

ltee

LT

Wow. Thanks for being honest. I was feeling terrible about my parenting for a while there. I always used to pack a Red Bull but one day I ran out so I threw in a bunch of those little wax bottles with juice in them and now she won’t take anything else to drink! She can even hold a handful in her pocket for when she gets extra thirsty from taking too many squirts of her easy cheeze can

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somebodysmama2

Maya 🐝

McDonald’s everyday 🌚

professor.hashbrown

Bean

Salty! 😂

dontspankme

Dontspankme

5 Reece’s peanutbutter cups, 1 rotisserie chicken and half a grape.

professor.hashbrown

Bean

😂😂😂🍇

jellybeans33

Jelly

5?!? Are you trying to starve the kid. She needs at least 7

dontspankme

Dontspankme

you’re right! Not trying to be a trash parent and starve my child of her nutrition

supermomof4

Heather

I don’t 😆

professor.hashbrown

Bean

Ohhh so you're one of those.... 😂

supermomof4

Heather

@uni.cheapskate, yep sure do lol. The schools offer free breakfast and lunch to every student. No matter what.

harleyquinn13

Harley Quinn

😂


Chicken nuggets and French fries. Maybe a peanut butter and jelly. With some juice to make it healthy.

professor.hashbrown

Bean

Yes!! Sugar cancels out sodium, of course!

themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

DUHHHH!! 🤷‍♀️

jellybeans33

Jelly

Red Bull and gas station sushi. Sometimes a pack of candy cigarettes.

fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMomma

Мама сына (7 лет)

@leonardsquared, 🤣🤣🤣

mommiesgoneabitmad

Robyn

Мама троих детей

@uni.cheapskate, straight baller

ltee

LT

Wow. Thanks for being honest. I was feeling terrible about my parenting for a while there. I always used to pack a Red Bull but one day I ran out so I threw in a bunch of those little wax bottles with juice in them and now she won’t take anything else to drink! She can even hold a handful in her pocket for when she gets extra thirsty from taking too many squirts of her easy cheeze can

themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

Bread and water!

professor.hashbrown

Bean

Classic

mommiesgoneabitmad

Robyn

Мама троих детей

The meal fit for prisoners I like

jenx

JenX

@leonardsquared facts.

themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

Right....I was serious bout the bread & water part! 🤣 I mean, I add a cheese stick and chips of some sort but....he has only been eating the bread, his pudding and drinkin his little bottle of water. Haha

fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMomma

Мама сына (7 лет)

Donuts, strawberry quik, Cheetos and I go through the Starbucks drive through for cake pops that he can share with his friends too. No child will go hungry on my watch.

fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMomma

Мама сына (7 лет)

I share my pandemic ebt money too and got all the Halloween candy at 50% off

themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

THIS must be why I hear Sarah McLoughlin music when I see your face! You ain't here feedin the children! 🙌

fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMomma

Мама сына (7 лет)

@leonardsquared, yessss girl you already know!

jenx

JenX

My kid is legitimately eating peanuts and chocolate chips as "trail mix" and watching a classic Muppets episode starring Twiggy as we speak. Deal with it. :D

professor.hashbrown

Bean

Omg I actually eat that

jenx

JenX

she ate a really good breakfast and has been going hard at school. She took her vitamins. It will be fine. ;)

mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

My kid is currently working on science eating a candy cane! Guess I'm a bad mom over here.

jenx

JenX

HELL YES, save me one!

mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

they are good they are kool aid flavors 😄

itskarina

🪴📚

My daughter only eats chicken nuggets, fries, rice, yogurt and mac and cheese for lunch but thankfully she also eats all kinds of fruits so that should help balance things out a little 😬. We also started making her smoothies with a little bit of spinach and avocado.

harleyquinn13

Harley Quinn

My kids love smoothies. So easy to hide stuff in them too

itskarina

🪴📚

yes! We make her a dragonfruit smoothie since she loves the color pink and it’s working so far. 🤞🏽lol

mommiesgoneabitmad

Robyn

Мама троих детей

@jellybeans33, @leonardsquared, you don’t care if your doing reds though 😂

themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

Hey, I got him switched from menthols! Baby steps!

kellyjc

Kellyjc

Typically frozen burritos soda Takis cookies those premade cakes

mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

Thats my kind of lunch

mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMomma

Мама сына (7 лет)

Can’t forget those pesky goldfish they share with the cats

mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

we can't afford goldfish we eat pengiuns over here 🤣🤣

themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

@professor.hashbrown @mommiesgoneabitmad He seriously BEGS me for "jus a hunk a bread" EVERY day for his lunch y'all! 🤣

m0mmy

M0MM

Wait!! 🙋🏽‍♀️ I want to know what @ksmommyx3 said!? It either got deleted or blocked, but I want to die laughing too???

ksmommyx3

Ms Jackson If Ya Nasty

@dontspankme we NEVER forget the loony tunes

fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMomma

Мама сына (7 лет)

she could still be a 17 year old boy eating excess hot pockets in mommy’s basement, we just don’t know with that one.

themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

I think 47 year old but the hot pockets, Mom's basement....same! 🤣

ksmommyx3

Ms Jackson If Ya Nasty

I cant believe I got blocked at sunrise 🥴😂😂

ksmommyx3

Ms Jackson If Ya Nasty

@itsmelyyyy lmfao

ksmommyx3

Ms Jackson If Ya Nasty

@leonardsquared realness* that they can't handle.lol

professor.hashbrown

Bean

omfg 😂

professor.hashbrown

Bean

🎉🎉🎉

jordanalison

Jordan Alison Brown Newbern

Мама сына (2 года)

Macaroni and cheese, ranch veggie straws, gold fish and cranberries

jordanalison

Jordan Alison Brown Newbern

Мама сына (2 года)

There’s a little girl in my son’s class with a lot of food allergies that we have to contend with.

professor.hashbrown

Bean

How sweet of you to not be gripey about that!! ❤ (I know my replies are sarcastic on all of these but this one is real)

caffeinequeen

M_🖤

So sweet of you!. My son has a class mate allergic to cinnamon, I make sure nothing I said him has it AT ALL. I would feel terrible if something happened to someone else’s child because I wasn’t careful 😬

jordanalison

Jordan Alison Brown Newbern

Мама сына (2 года)

I love sarcasm

dee2115

Dee

I’m all seriousness - I really only pack him snacks. He’s so picky that I rather him just snack and pack him things that he’ll actually eat and then when he gets home 2:00PM I make him lunch. So much easier for everyone.

heatherlou88

Heather

I pack whatever she will eat. Usually a lot of different things I know she likes because I'd rather her eat then not so

Chicken pot pie or pizza lunchable

Blackberries, blueberries, raspberries, grapes and strawberries, today I packed watermelon with all of this fruit and a yogurt lol then like cheezits or goldfish, strawberry mini poptarts, cheese stick, juice and water.

nana2611

Breanna Almaraz

Nothing my kids don't eat!

raisinglittlegamers

Uhhhh

Sandwich, green beans, halo . Fruit snacks or Cheese itz.


My kids love green beans 🤣

caffeinequeen

M_🖤

I’m seriousness some days he eats at school other days it a sandwich of his choice and chips and yogurt sometimes cookies or a granola bar as a snack 😅


He isn’t big on fruits and veggies sometimes I put and orange or a banana in there and see how it goes 🤣