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jellybeans33

JellyМама сына (5 лет)

Red Bull and gas station sushi. Sometimes a pack of candy cigarettes.

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ltee

LTМама двоих (1 год, 5 лет)

Wow. Thanks for being honest. I was feeling terrible about my parenting for a while there. I always used to pack a Red Bull but one day I ran out so I threw in a bunch of those little wax bottles with juice in them and now she won’t take anything else to drink! She can even hold a handful in her pocket for when she gets extra thirsty from taking too many squirts of her easy cheeze can

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mommiesgoneabitmad

Robyn Мама троих детей

@uni.cheapskate, straight baller

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fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMommaМама сына (7 лет)

@leonardsquared, 🤣🤣🤣

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themothafuckinladymarlow

LindenМама сына (6 лет)

I mean, DON'T YOU KNOW what those will do to his teeth.... that are about to fall out of his head anyway?! 🤯🤷‍♀️

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themothafuckinladymarlow

LindenМама сына (6 лет)

How neglectful....MY child gets a pack of REAL Marlboro reds. One day you'll care about your kid...I GUESS. 🙄🤣

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professor.hashbrown

BeanМама двоих (2 года, 4 года)

I guess he looks like he's out of Grease with those cigs rolled up in his sleeve

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dontspankme

DontspankmeМама троих детей

5 Reece’s peanutbutter cups, 1 rotisserie chicken and half a grape.

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dontspankme

DontspankmeМама троих детей

@jellybeans33, you’re right! Not trying to be a trash parent and starve my child of her nutrition

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jellybeans33

JellyМама сына (5 лет)

5?!? Are you trying to starve the kid. She needs at least 7

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professor.hashbrown

BeanМама двоих (2 года, 4 года)

@dontspankme 😂😂😂🍇

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dontspankme

DontspankmeМама троих детей

@professor.hashbrown, nah cause their parents are trash.

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professor.hashbrown

BeanМама двоих (2 года, 4 года)

@dontspankme she can't hang out with the no-grape-havin kiddos?

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dontspankme

DontspankmeМама троих детей

@professor.hashbrown, yup she’s so healthy and better than the other kids with no grapes.

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professor.hashbrown

BeanМама двоих (2 года, 4 года)

Gotta have that grape

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caffeinequeen

M_🖤Мама двоих (3 года, 7 лет)

I’m seriousness some days he eats at school other days it a sandwich of his choice and chips and yogurt sometimes cookies or a granola bar as a snack 😅

He isn’t big on fruits and veggies sometimes I put and orange or a banana in there and see how it goes 🤣

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raisinglittlegamers

UhhhhМама троих детей

Sandwich, green beans, halo . Fruit snacks or Cheese itz.

My kids love green beans 🤣

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nana2611

Breanna AlmarazМногодетная мама (5 детей)

Nothing my kids don't eat!

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heatherlou88

HeatherМама троих детей

I pack whatever she will eat. Usually a lot of different things I know she likes because I'd rather her eat then not so

Chicken pot pie or pizza lunchable

Blackberries, blueberries, raspberries, grapes and strawberries, today I packed watermelon with all of this fruit and a yogurt lol then like cheezits or goldfish, strawberry mini poptarts, cheese stick, juice and water.

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dee2115

Dee Мама двоих (3 года, 6 лет)

I’m all seriousness - I really only pack him snacks. He’s so picky that I rather him just snack and pack him things that he’ll actually eat and then when he gets home 2:00PM I make him lunch. So much easier for everyone.

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jordanalison

Jordan Alison Brown NewbernМама сына (2 года)

I love sarcasm

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jordanalison

Jordan Alison Brown NewbernМама сына (2 года)

There’s a little girl in my son’s class with a lot of food allergies that we have to contend with.

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professor.hashbrown

BeanМама двоих (2 года, 4 года)

How sweet of you to not be gripey about that!! ❤ (I know my replies are sarcastic on all of these but this one is real)

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caffeinequeen

M_🖤Мама двоих (3 года, 7 лет)

So sweet of you!. My son has a class mate allergic to cinnamon, I make sure nothing I said him has it AT ALL. I would feel terrible if something happened to someone else’s child because I wasn’t careful 😬

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jordanalison

Jordan Alison Brown NewbernМама сына (2 года)

Macaroni and cheese, ranch veggie straws, gold fish and cranberries

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professor.hashbrown

BeanМама двоих (2 года, 4 года)

🎉🎉🎉

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ksmommyx3

Ms Jackson If Ya Nasty Мама троих детей

I cant believe I got blocked at sunrise 🥴😂😂

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ksmommyx3

Ms Jackson If Ya Nasty Мама троих детей

@leonardsquared realness* that they can't handle.lol

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professor.hashbrown

BeanМама двоих (2 года, 4 года)

@ksmommyx3 omfg 😂

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m0mmy

M0MMМама двоих (3 года, 17 лет)

Wait!! 🙋🏽‍♀️ I want to know what @ksmommyx3 said!? It either got deleted or blocked, but I want to die laughing too???

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ksmommyx3

Ms Jackson If Ya Nasty Мама троих детей

@dontspankme we NEVER forget the loony tunes

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fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMommaМама сына (7 лет)

@ksmommyx3, she could still be a 17 year old boy eating excess hot pockets in mommy’s basement, we just don’t know with that one.

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themothafuckinladymarlow

LindenМама сына (6 лет)

@fairykarmamomma I think 47 year old but the hot pockets, Mom's basement....same! 🤣

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themothafuckinladymarlow

LindenМама сына (6 лет)

@professor.hashbrown @mommiesgoneabitmad He seriously BEGS me for "jus a hunk a bread" EVERY day for his lunch y'all! 🤣

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mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1Мама сына (6 лет)

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fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMommaМама сына (7 лет)

Can’t forget those pesky goldfish they share with the cats

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mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1Мама сына (6 лет)

@fairykarmamomma we can't afford goldfish we eat pengiuns over here 🤣🤣

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kellyjc

KellyjcМама двоих (5 лет, 18 лет)

Typically frozen burritos soda Takis cookies those premade cakes

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mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1Мама сына (6 лет)

Thats my kind of lunch

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mommiesgoneabitmad

Robyn Мама троих детей

@jellybeans33, @leonardsquared, you don’t care if your doing reds though 😂

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themothafuckinladymarlow

LindenМама сына (6 лет)

Hey, I got him switched from menthols! Baby steps!

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itskarina

🪴📚Мама дочки (3 года)

My daughter only eats chicken nuggets, fries, rice, yogurt and mac and cheese for lunch but thankfully she also eats all kinds of fruits so that should help balance things out a little 😬. We also started making her smoothies with a little bit of spinach and avocado.

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harleyquinn13

Harley Quinn Мама двоих (3 года, 5 лет)

My kids love smoothies. So easy to hide stuff in them too

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itskarina

🪴📚Мама дочки (3 года)

@harleyquinn13, yes! We make her a dragonfruit smoothie since she loves the color pink and it’s working so far. 🤞🏽lol

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mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1Мама сына (6 лет)

My kid is currently working on science eating a candy cane! Guess I'm a bad mom over here.

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jenx

JenXМама дочки (9 лет)

HELL YES, save me one!

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mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1Мама сына (6 лет)

@jenx they are good they are kool aid flavors 😄

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jenx

JenXМама дочки (9 лет)

My kid is legitimately eating peanuts and chocolate chips as "trail mix" and watching a classic Muppets episode starring Twiggy as we speak. Deal with it. :D

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professor.hashbrown

BeanМама двоих (2 года, 4 года)

Omg I actually eat that

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jenx

JenXМама дочки (9 лет)

@professor.hashbrown she ate a really good breakfast and has been going hard at school. She took her vitamins. It will be fine. ;)

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fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMommaМама сына (7 лет)

Donuts, strawberry quik, Cheetos and I go through the Starbucks drive through for cake pops that he can share with his friends too. No child will go hungry on my watch.

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fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMommaМама сына (7 лет)

I share my pandemic ebt money too and got all the Halloween candy at 50% off

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themothafuckinladymarlow

LindenМама сына (6 лет)

THIS must be why I hear Sarah McLoughlin music when I see your face! You ain't here feedin the children! 🙌

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fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMommaМама сына (7 лет)

@leonardsquared, yessss girl you already know!

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jenx

JenXМама дочки (9 лет)

@leonardsquared facts.

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themothafuckinladymarlow

LindenМама сына (6 лет)

Right....I was serious bout the bread & water part! 🤣 I mean, I add a cheese stick and chips of some sort but....he has only been eating the bread, his pudding and drinkin his little bottle of water. Haha

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themothafuckinladymarlow

LindenМама сына (6 лет)

Bread and water!

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professor.hashbrown

BeanМама двоих (2 года, 4 года)

Classic

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mommiesgoneabitmad

Robyn Мама троих детей

The meal fit for prisoners I like

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jellybeans33

JellyМама сына (5 лет)

Red Bull and gas station sushi. Sometimes a pack of candy cigarettes.

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fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMommaМама сына (7 лет)

@leonardsquared, 🤣🤣🤣

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mommiesgoneabitmad

Robyn Мама троих детей

@uni.cheapskate, straight baller

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ltee

LTМама двоих (1 год, 5 лет)

Wow. Thanks for being honest. I was feeling terrible about my parenting for a while there. I always used to pack a Red Bull but one day I ran out so I threw in a bunch of those little wax bottles with juice in them and now she won’t take anything else to drink! She can even hold a handful in her pocket for when she gets extra thirsty from taking too many squirts of her easy cheeze can

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harleyquinn13

Harley Quinn Мама двоих (3 года, 5 лет)

😂

Chicken nuggets and French fries. Maybe a peanut butter and jelly. With some juice to make it healthy.

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professor.hashbrown

BeanМама двоих (2 года, 4 года)

Yes!! Sugar cancels out sodium, of course!

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themothafuckinladymarlow

LindenМама сына (6 лет)

@professor.hashbrown DUHHHH!! 🤷‍♀️

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supermomof4

HeatherМама четверых детей

I don’t 😆

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professor.hashbrown

BeanМама двоих (2 года, 4 года)

Ohhh so you're one of those.... 😂

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supermomof4

HeatherМама четверых детей

@uni.cheapskate, yep sure do lol. The schools offer free breakfast and lunch to every student. No matter what.

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dontspankme

DontspankmeМама троих детей

5 Reece’s peanutbutter cups, 1 rotisserie chicken and half a grape.

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professor.hashbrown

BeanМама двоих (2 года, 4 года)

@dontspankme 😂😂😂🍇

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jellybeans33

JellyМама сына (5 лет)

5?!? Are you trying to starve the kid. She needs at least 7

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dontspankme

DontspankmeМама троих детей

@jellybeans33, you’re right! Not trying to be a trash parent and starve my child of her nutrition

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somebodysmama2

Maya 🐝Мама двоих (2 года, 5 лет)

McDonald’s everyday 🌚

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professor.hashbrown

BeanМама двоих (2 года, 4 года)

Salty! 😂

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