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dontspankme

Dontspankme

5 Reece’s peanutbutter cups, 1 rotisserie chicken and half a grape.

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professor.hashbrown

Bean

Gotta have that grape

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

yup she’s so healthy and better than the other kids with no grapes.

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professor.hashbrown

Bean

she can't hang out with the no-grape-havin kiddos?

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

nah cause their parents are trash.

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professor.hashbrown

Bean

😂😂😂🍇

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jellybeans33

Jelly

5?!? Are you trying to starve the kid. She needs at least 7

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

you’re right! Not trying to be a trash parent and starve my child of her nutrition

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jellybeans33

Jelly

Red Bull and gas station sushi. Sometimes a pack of candy cigarettes.

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professor.hashbrown

Bean

I guess he looks like he's out of Grease with those cigs rolled up in his sleeve

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themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

How neglectful....MY child gets a pack of REAL Marlboro reds. One day you'll care about your kid...I GUESS. 🙄🤣

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themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

I mean, DON'T YOU KNOW what those will do to his teeth.... that are about to fall out of his head anyway?! 🤯🤷‍♀️

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fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMomma

Мама сына (7 лет)

@leonardsquared, 🤣🤣🤣

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mommiesgoneabitmad

Robyn

Мама троих детей

@uni.cheapskate, straight baller

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ltee

LT

Wow. Thanks for being honest. I was feeling terrible about my parenting for a while there. I always used to pack a Red Bull but one day I ran out so I threw in a bunch of those little wax bottles with juice in them and now she won’t take anything else to drink! She can even hold a handful in her pocket for when she gets extra thirsty from taking too many squirts of her easy cheeze can

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somebodysmama2

Maya 🐝

McDonald’s everyday 🌚

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professor.hashbrown

Bean

Salty! 😂

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

5 Reece’s peanutbutter cups, 1 rotisserie chicken and half a grape.

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professor.hashbrown

Bean

😂😂😂🍇

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jellybeans33

Jelly

5?!? Are you trying to starve the kid. She needs at least 7

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dontspankme

Dontspankme

you’re right! Not trying to be a trash parent and starve my child of her nutrition

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supermomof4

Heather

I don’t 😆

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professor.hashbrown

Bean

Ohhh so you're one of those.... 😂

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supermomof4

Heather

@uni.cheapskate, yep sure do lol. The schools offer free breakfast and lunch to every student. No matter what.

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harleyquinn13

Harley Quinn

😂

Chicken nuggets and French fries. Maybe a peanut butter and jelly. With some juice to make it healthy.

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professor.hashbrown

Bean

Yes!! Sugar cancels out sodium, of course!

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themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

DUHHHH!! 🤷‍♀️

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jellybeans33

Jelly

Red Bull and gas station sushi. Sometimes a pack of candy cigarettes.

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fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMomma

Мама сына (7 лет)

@leonardsquared, 🤣🤣🤣

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mommiesgoneabitmad

Robyn

Мама троих детей

@uni.cheapskate, straight baller

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ltee

LT

Wow. Thanks for being honest. I was feeling terrible about my parenting for a while there. I always used to pack a Red Bull but one day I ran out so I threw in a bunch of those little wax bottles with juice in them and now she won’t take anything else to drink! She can even hold a handful in her pocket for when she gets extra thirsty from taking too many squirts of her easy cheeze can

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themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

Bread and water!

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professor.hashbrown

Bean

Classic

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mommiesgoneabitmad

Robyn

Мама троих детей

The meal fit for prisoners I like

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jenx

JenX

@leonardsquared facts.

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themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

Right....I was serious bout the bread & water part! 🤣 I mean, I add a cheese stick and chips of some sort but....he has only been eating the bread, his pudding and drinkin his little bottle of water. Haha

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fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMomma

Мама сына (7 лет)

Donuts, strawberry quik, Cheetos and I go through the Starbucks drive through for cake pops that he can share with his friends too. No child will go hungry on my watch.

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fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMomma

Мама сына (7 лет)

I share my pandemic ebt money too and got all the Halloween candy at 50% off

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themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

THIS must be why I hear Sarah McLoughlin music when I see your face! You ain't here feedin the children! 🙌

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fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMomma

Мама сына (7 лет)

@leonardsquared, yessss girl you already know!

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jenx

JenX

My kid is legitimately eating peanuts and chocolate chips as "trail mix" and watching a classic Muppets episode starring Twiggy as we speak. Deal with it. :D

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professor.hashbrown

Bean

Omg I actually eat that

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jenx

JenX

she ate a really good breakfast and has been going hard at school. She took her vitamins. It will be fine. ;)

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mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

My kid is currently working on science eating a candy cane! Guess I'm a bad mom over here.

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jenx

JenX

HELL YES, save me one!

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mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

they are good they are kool aid flavors 😄

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itskarina

🪴📚

My daughter only eats chicken nuggets, fries, rice, yogurt and mac and cheese for lunch but thankfully she also eats all kinds of fruits so that should help balance things out a little 😬. We also started making her smoothies with a little bit of spinach and avocado.

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harleyquinn13

Harley Quinn

My kids love smoothies. So easy to hide stuff in them too

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itskarina

🪴📚

yes! We make her a dragonfruit smoothie since she loves the color pink and it’s working so far. 🤞🏽lol

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mommiesgoneabitmad

Robyn

Мама троих детей

@jellybeans33, @leonardsquared, you don’t care if your doing reds though 😂

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themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

Hey, I got him switched from menthols! Baby steps!

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kellyjc

Kellyjc

Typically frozen burritos soda Takis cookies those premade cakes

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mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

Thats my kind of lunch

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mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

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fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMomma

Мама сына (7 лет)

Can’t forget those pesky goldfish they share with the cats

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mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

we can't afford goldfish we eat pengiuns over here 🤣🤣

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themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

@professor.hashbrown @mommiesgoneabitmad He seriously BEGS me for "jus a hunk a bread" EVERY day for his lunch y'all! 🤣

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m0mmy

M0MM

Wait!! 🙋🏽‍♀️ I want to know what @ksmommyx3 said!? It either got deleted or blocked, but I want to die laughing too???

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ksmommyx3

Ms Jackson If Ya Nasty

@dontspankme we NEVER forget the loony tunes

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fairykarmamomma

FairyKarmaMomma

Мама сына (7 лет)

she could still be a 17 year old boy eating excess hot pockets in mommy’s basement, we just don’t know with that one.

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themothafuckinladymarlow

Linden

I think 47 year old but the hot pockets, Mom's basement....same! 🤣

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ksmommyx3

Ms Jackson If Ya Nasty

I cant believe I got blocked at sunrise 🥴😂😂

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ksmommyx3

Ms Jackson If Ya Nasty

@itsmelyyyy lmfao

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ksmommyx3

Ms Jackson If Ya Nasty

@leonardsquared realness* that they can't handle.lol

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professor.hashbrown

Bean

omfg 😂

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professor.hashbrown

Bean

🎉🎉🎉

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jordanalison

Jordan Alison Brown Newbern

Мама сына (2 года)

Macaroni and cheese, ranch veggie straws, gold fish and cranberries

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jordanalison

Jordan Alison Brown Newbern

Мама сына (2 года)

There’s a little girl in my son’s class with a lot of food allergies that we have to contend with.

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professor.hashbrown

Bean

How sweet of you to not be gripey about that!! ❤ (I know my replies are sarcastic on all of these but this one is real)

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caffeinequeen

M_🖤

So sweet of you!. My son has a class mate allergic to cinnamon, I make sure nothing I said him has it AT ALL. I would feel terrible if something happened to someone else’s child because I wasn’t careful 😬

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jordanalison

Jordan Alison Brown Newbern

Мама сына (2 года)

I love sarcasm

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dee2115

Dee

I’m all seriousness - I really only pack him snacks. He’s so picky that I rather him just snack and pack him things that he’ll actually eat and then when he gets home 2:00PM I make him lunch. So much easier for everyone.

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heatherlou88

Heather

I pack whatever she will eat. Usually a lot of different things I know she likes because I'd rather her eat then not so

Chicken pot pie or pizza lunchable

Blackberries, blueberries, raspberries, grapes and strawberries, today I packed watermelon with all of this fruit and a yogurt lol then like cheezits or goldfish, strawberry mini poptarts, cheese stick, juice and water.

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nana2611

Breanna Almaraz

Nothing my kids don't eat!

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raisinglittlegamers

Uhhhh

Sandwich, green beans, halo . Fruit snacks or Cheese itz.

My kids love green beans 🤣

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caffeinequeen

M_🖤

I’m seriousness some days he eats at school other days it a sandwich of his choice and chips and yogurt sometimes cookies or a granola bar as a snack 😅

He isn’t big on fruits and veggies sometimes I put and orange or a banana in there and see how it goes 🤣

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