Wow!

Another day inside, don't have to do a thing

I love you, social distancing

No one's around, no one's talking to me

Social distancing, I'm free

Don't have to brush my teeth or shower (for what?)

I can sit on the toilet for hours (As long as I want!)

'Cause no one's saying to me

"You kids should get outside and do something"

[After faking his computer freezing up during a Zoom call]

I'm cut off from the world

Isolated, alone

This is what I call existancing

No one can touch me or boss me around

Social distancing

Liane (talking):

Eric, aren't you supposed to be on your Zoom call?

Cartman (singing):

Stay away from me, Mom, yeah

You got to keep your social distance

'Cause all I'm gonna do is sing

About how much I love you and need you

Social distancing

Liane (talking):

Sweetie, I know these are challenging times.

Cartman (singing):

Yeah, social distancing, Mom