Wow!
Another day inside, don't have to do a thing
I love you, social distancing
No one's around, no one's talking to me
Social distancing, I'm free
Don't have to brush my teeth or shower (for what?)
I can sit on the toilet for hours (As long as I want!)
'Cause no one's saying to me
"You kids should get outside and do something"
[After faking his computer freezing up during a Zoom call]
I'm cut off from the world
Isolated, alone
This is what I call existancing
No one can touch me or boss me ar...