If you want to bring home bread from a restaurant like the kind they start you off with wrap it in a damp paper towel and microwave. Yummmm lol

My favorite advice in the world I got from an old man at work: You can't fight city hall, but you can shit on the steps.

I live by those words.

No matter how bad your situation is, there's always hope if you have faith🙏❤

Always wipe front to back!

It’s okay to say no.

Never trust a man in a wheelchair that has dirty shoes.

Tomorrow is election day in the United States.... my advice is to VOTE!!!!