I might ruin your night, sorry about that. My father was having a piece of cake that I bought for my…

I might ruin your night, sorry about that. My father was having a piece of cake that I bought for my bfs birthday but also for Father’s Day. So as my father is eating the cake, he asks me if I feel a piece of bone in it. I told him no and he insisted that there was bone in it so I asked him if it was possible that one of his teeth fell in it. Now I imagine all kinds of yucky stuff with the cake like if someone was baking it with greasy hands filled with chicken wings. I also have in my head that old lady from the movie drag me to hell, when she takes off her teeth. 🤢😖🤣 Nasty. This isn’t the first time my dad says if anything has bones in it. Lately he has been obsessed with saying if everything has bones in it. He even said that about a donut the other day.