Cranberry juice
Cranberry juice
Cranberry juice
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I told my GF about the house wren that built a nest in the grill and I told her she has 5 babies. I only know because my husband counted them 😂
@nocleaverusername
The story about how I can never use my grill because a bird uses it as a nest 😂
I was telling my fiancé we need to cut people out of our wedding lmao
Sounds more exciting than it is. 🤣 We moved this weekend and my husband has spent the last few hours looking for his card reader to log in to work from his computer at home. Without it he’d have to go in to work rather than work from home. He went back to our condo since we’re not completely moved out yet...it was in a box here at the new house. 🤦♀️
Me texting my old SFC about our lost battle buddies in Iraq and telling her that I love her and since I cannot tell them thank you since they are not here I am thanking her bc she will understand. Telling her that I hope every Memorial Day will be a Solemn but Happy day in remembrance of them that they may never be forgotten.
These ppl.are pissing me off with these damn fireworks they woke up oliver
Sent this to my mnl
I’m trying to start taking care of myself so I don’t look like a 30 year old hobo.
@mswedes, Perfect self help book@xryztalroze, long.ass.title lol 😂
My text are often long but very far and few between. Lol. Have a great day!!!
I'm looking like a hobo ! Ratty bushy looking eyebrows , nails need saving
Texting my friend about how much we need to get pampered after this shit ends 🤦🤦🤦
Jaybird1988·
We need to cut some people
ImmaculatePip··
Part of my book club 👆🏽 another best seller lol
Jelly··
My kind of book 🤣
Jaybird1988··
🤣😆
Jaybird1988··
I was telling my fiancé we need to cut people out of our wedding lmao