Hopelessly in love with a unicorn because it was supposed to make me famous. 😂

Killed a pineapple cos it was suppose to make me famous... umm ok lol

A slave to David Beckham cuz I was high 😂 sounds about right even tho I have no clue who that is

Married to Ryan Reynolds because I was drunk

I killed your mom because I'm sexy 😅

Lost in hell with David Beckham because that's how I roll 😂

Ima slave to Donald Trump bcuz the voices told me to......

I slept with Jon snow because i was offered a dollar lmao 😍 yas

Slept with Donald trump because I hate myself

Eww 😷🤢

Broke up with Voldemort because it was supposed to make me famous 😂

Handcuffed to my history teacher because the voices told me to 🥴

Broke up with your mom because that's how I roll 🤣

A slave to a Barbie because I was offered a dollar 🤣

Hated by spiderman, because that's how I roll. 😂