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Amber Levesque
Amber Levesque
Мама сына (1 год)

My son has been getting erections lately and I was totally unprepared

My son has been getting... erections lately..... I thought I had until puberty before this kinda stuff happened. I was totally unprepared for seeing that!!!!! 😭😭😭😭 not my baby!! Lmao

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blueismycolor

Blue IsMyColor

Мама троих детей

Wait until he’s a little older! Mine was in the tub the other day and said “Look mommy, my peepee is getting really big!” 😂🤣

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amberxleigh55

Amber Levesque

Мама сына (1 год)

Oh my God lmao!!! Noooo! Too funny

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eatmyassfromtheback-kthanks

Sistersmainpiece

Wait until they start exploring themselves. My son started to get little hairs on his balls. We went to his aunts house and he had to tell everyone about how he was a man because he has hair on his balls. 😂😂😂. He wears boxers too and he will tell me when his penis is sticking to his leg, while he readjusts it. He told his aunt the other day his balls were sweaty 🤮😂😂. Boysssss.

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amberxleigh55

Amber Levesque

Мама сына (1 год)

Omg!! I'm not ready!! 😂😂😂

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mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

Mine will mess with his and then tell everyone he makes it grow 🤣

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mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

@amberxleigh55 my son figured it out at 2 and I'm always telling him to stop playing with it he laughs at me and says really but it grows its magic haha

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amberxleigh55

Amber Levesque

Мама сына (1 год)

@dragontrainer1 my son has definitely grabbed at it and always points at it but hasn't connected the two lmao he tends to get them only when he is waking up as of now 😂😂

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mom2godzillaandwonkypets

DragonTrainer1

lol being a boy mom lol the things they find funny

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coffeebean

🌸GoodVibeTribe🌸

It’s stories like these that make me a little happy I do not have a boy yet cause idk how to handle that 😂 my SIL tells me stories all the time & I never know how tf she handles it lol

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bill_nye_the_russian_spy

Anna

mine have peed more in their own faces 😂

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coffeebean

🌸GoodVibeTribe🌸

lmfaoooo Omg that’s gonna be fun to tell them when they’re older! When they try to talk shit you can just respond with “at least I never pissed on my own face” 😂😂😂

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bill_nye_the_russian_spy

Anna

😂😂😂😂😂

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theycallmemommy

Steph

When my oldest was about 3 he would say, look I have a super birdie lol 😂 He thought it was so cool he could make it grow. Just wait til they are older.

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k.d.c.mamma

Jessie Lauvray

You're in for a ride 😂 my son started getting them more as he got older and he's only 3. He even plays with it at times and goes mamma look 😂😂 I make his dad take over because I have not one clue as to why he does it 😂😂 I tell him to stop doing it and go to his room to do it . And no one wants to see it .

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amberxleigh55

Amber Levesque

Мама сына (1 год)

There are almost no boys in my family so no one knew to prepare me for this lmao

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mamaof2soon

Leopard

My son told his dad one day “ daddy you Pepe longer “ he was caught so offguard lol

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blueismycolor

Blue IsMyColor

Мама троих детей

When mine was around 2, he came running in the bathroom while his dad was showering and stopped short and just stared while his dad was trying to grab a towel. He finally said “Daddy, you have a TAIL”!

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mamaof2soon

Leopard

lmaooo

Good think he ain’t try and pill it

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amberxleigh55

Amber Levesque

Мама сына (1 год)

noooooo lmao that's hilarious

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bill_nye_the_russian_spy

Anna

My Youngest boy grabs at his older brothers in the bath I’m like no stop 🛑 hasn’t talked about it getting bigger but it does randomly boys are the same from when their born till their 50 😂

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