Take a pic with his face in it so he can't lie out of it then walk to the kitchen, get a sharp knife and politely help him cut it off.
Leave his ass in a tub , pack my shit and go . Let him wake up cold and alone
Slowly take it off and then slap the taste outta his mouth with it. And then tell him I’m out.
I’d plot. Drain our account to my hidden one. File for divorce. Send him a pic of me fucking someone he knows 🤷🏽♀️
I like your idea better, my ass was being impulsive. Except I’d do a chick I know he’s checked out and would smash with the quickness and take a super nasty photo of that. They usually expect payback to be fucking a guy, so I figure let’s throw him off on all angles.
@bigmama18, maybe I could implement my idea somewhere in there too though. Damn I’m in the caboose of the petty train for real 🚂
Awww man tough decision.
A. Beat that ass
B. Pistol whoop that ass
C. Pack up everything down to the extra hidden cash, take all his credit cards and what not and disappear
D. All of the above
1. He wouldn’t be my husband anymore.
2. Make sure it wasn’t with a donkey or dog.
3. Feed his body to the alligators.
Make his death look like an accident and take his life insurance