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Kelly 🌻

Was telling a patient i promise he wouldn’t find any EKG electrodes on his chest because i had taken them all off. He…

Was telling a patient i promise he wouldn’t find any EKG electrodes on his chest because i had taken them all off.

He said “if i find one then what? Do i come find you and spank you?” Wtf i quit these old people are reckless.

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del_1568413016_jakjakattack

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I had one come through the car wash every day and asked me what size ring I wore 🙄 I finally had enough and told him don't bother, the last one returned his! 🤣 Never had that comment again

massmomma16

MassMomma16

Gross lol How did you respond to that??

kellynicole

Kelly 🌻

I just said yeah that’s not gonna happen and left

bill_nye_the_russian_spy

Anna

Old men are savages one came up to me and then looked at my husband before we were married and goes I saw there’s no ring on her finger I would hurry up with that someone will steal her 😂😂😂

bill_nye_the_russian_spy

Anna

@kellynicole, omfg 😂😂 the funniest one I had was when I was a cashier he would come through my line everyday and buy my a coolata he said he wanted to take me gambling and buy me an outfit for everyday of the week lmao 😂 wtf tho I swear these men have nothing to lose

kellynicole

Kelly 🌻

they’re all perverts. It’s like they’ve been holding back all their life

bill_nye_the_russian_spy

Anna

lmao 😂 or they know they’ll die soon anyways

jenx

JenX

Lol. Young creeps turn into old creeps. :)

kellynicole

Kelly 🌻

True

mimilovee

Mimi602

I had to put the heart monitor on my patient the other day and he made a joke saying to his wife” Look honey she is gonna turn me on” and they both chuckled very creepy like 😂😂😂

kellynicole

Kelly 🌻

People are so damn creepy

kellynicole

Kelly 🌻

I put a heart monitor on this guy whos obsessed with me. I think it’s the pregnancy. He was practically begging me to shave him for the monitor. When i was putting the monitor on him standing he was covering his lap with his shirt like he had an erection or something. Fucking creep.

mimilovee

Mimi602

oh heck nah lol yeah those old men or too much 😂😂😂

mamaxofxtwo

*****

Ew I would of been like I’m signing out for the day ! Later lmao

kellynicole

Kelly 🌻

Def feeling like i could use a break

cantdeletebutimgone

cantdeletebutimgone

Lol, sounds like some of the residents at my job!!! I usually just laugh it off their old they can't help themselves so I let them get away with it

kellynicole

Kelly 🌻

Yeah i mean I’m not threatened bc i can run faster than him, but it def makes me feel uncomfortable

kellynicole

Kelly 🌻

Seriously

Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday…

Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no, his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me and did something else with an other girl.... and it's 10:51 am now and he hasn't texted me at all. and after he dropped me off I texted him saying what I felt and nothing. I don't know if I'm over reacting or what or what should i do. do i wait until he text me?

You couldn't find a babysitter?!

You couldn't find a babysitter?! Mommas, do you take your kids with you to run errands and go to mundane appointments? On two separate occasions, a doctors appointment for me and today at a car service appointment, someone has remarked "you couldn't find a babysitter?!" It never crossed my mind to find a babysitter. I take my 2 kids with me just about everywhere. They are well behaved (minus the occasional 3 year old meltdown) and one of them is attached to my boob the majority of the time anyway. Am I the only one? Is that a weird thing to do? Do most moms find babysitters?