What nationality am I guys getting my results tonight or tomorrow

Ok I know I've done a few of these but my friend posted this on FB and we're getting some hilarious results. This was my last text:

Me and my princess first time getting epidural and I’m numb from legs is this normal i can’t walk good yet

Y’all I did it!! I made the appointment to get my brows microbladed. I’m doing it on my birthday on December 9th

Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,

his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...