You know your becoming a seasoned parent when your child slips in the tub and busts their chin, bleeding and crying and the first thing out of your mouth is “this is why mommy told you not to stand in the tub.” (She’s fine btw tiny cut on her chin and bit her cheek a little)
I kept telling my daughter she needed to lay down but she continued to act like a wild beast until she busted her head off my head board. She hit so hard it sounded like it broke. She’s fine though.
Or when your kid is following you and you stop and they run into your butt and you tell them that wouldn’t happen if they weren’t up your butt. 🤦🏻♀️
My daughter thinks it hilarious when she runs into my butt she’ll do it over and over again on purpose 🤦♀️
I say that stuff all the time lol