That moment when you body waits until nap time to let you know you need to poop and it’s gonna take 30 minutes with a side order of ouch, stink, and tiny human company. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
RIP to the days I could use the bathroom without an audience. 😭😭
Every once in a while when my husband is home he asks why it takes me 20 minutes just to pee and I’m like BECAUSE I GOT TO DO IT ALONE!!!
@mamapuddin, yea without little hands coming under the door or trying to hold the baby Nd go they will never understand

Lol made my night...when you tell your OWN family you cant babysit their kid🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
You are trash if you lie about having cancer 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
What would you do with $25,000
If you received an extra $25,000. What would you do with it? ?
(Thread Closed) Calling all Bad Moms!
You know you are out there!
How old?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
No one ever told me Lol I never knew I’d never would shit alone again