Look I’ve been on Google for 30 minutes now.....I’m not complaining, let’s make this clear, but my…

Look I’ve been on Google for 30 minutes now.....I’m not complaining, let’s make this clear, but my baby is kicking the @&$)@!& out of me! I mean those “THIS! IS! SPARTA!” Kicks. It’s getting so bad I walk around in anticipation also known as fear so I can brace myself for impact, what can I do!?! Why is he tryna drop out the bottom of me!?!