Me and my friends at 8am: “let’s all meet at the park at 10!” “Okay let’s do 10:30- no one is…

Me and my friends at 8am: “let’s all meet at the park at 10!”

“Okay let’s do 10:30- no one is dressed.”

my friends: “we’re gunna stop at the smoke shop first.”

*me, getting to the park at 11* “where you at?”

“We still have to go get our fuzzies.”

Me: .............

Dafauq have they been doing this whole morning?!

I figured they would have been at the smoke shop at 10:45, alternating whose sitting in the parking lot with all the kids and whose going in to buy and would have been here by 11.

I don’t want to be at a park where there’s a bunch of people without my asshole friends to be miserable with.