My husband is calling 😂😂😂😂

Dang this itchy crotch!

I have a std 😂😂

My wife is calling

I forgot my wallet (meaning if they went to a restaurant the guy forgot his wallet so he makes the girl pay. Just explaining myself in case no one gets what I mean😂)

Picture for my mom???

I have a gun

Damn your breath stinks

I escaped prison today

Let get married now

I'm sorry wrong person

I slept with your brother

I have 10 cats

I have the runs

I really like eggs

I’m having an outbreak.

My rash isn’t contagious