My neighbor is cooking again and it smells like burnt garlic and burnt ass.
Why
Because she is cooking burnt garlic ass you never tried it before. Lol
No and i was considering tasting burnt ass and garlic but now ? NEVER
@mrsmord it the new trend better jump on it before you miss out. Lol
😂I’m sorry I laughed at this but it’s just such a typical thing to hear a busy mom say something like WHY IS THIS STUPID ISH HAPPENING?!? Hahaha much love girl clamp your nose together
@mrsmord, I would be running around with toilet paper shoved up my nose 😂
@missjaimelee, IM ABOUT TOOO! . Also can i just say - I’m freezing my ass off because ALL MY WINDOWS are open bc i can’t close them bc I’ll die all over again and the smell is still here
@mrsmord, do it nobody will judge you haha I’ve been walking around all day with throw up on my pants and pretty much said screw it hahaha i finally changed them
I can gladly say I have not yet managed to burn minced garlic 😂
@mrsmord
Mince garlic is actually the easiest to burn
You're supposed to saute it until brown but you gotta watch it closely because you can burn it 😂
I use garlic alot. I'm a garlic lover 🤷😂
@nerdymommyplus2, Lmaoo garlic is good when you know how to freaking cook it
Sorry guys I think that was me! I like to season my ass with garlic but I burnt it tonight! 🤣😂
She’s prob cooking those frozen Salisbury steaks and hamburger helper
@mrsmord, I’m never eating garlic again 😂😂😂
@boymom123, she’s been giving me garlic aversions
@lii94, that’s actually not a bad idea but i don’t wanna message her right now Bc i always asl her if she’s cooking bc the smell is ... strong lol and she asks if it’s good or bad ... but i don’t answer
@mrsmord LMFAO id be the bitch thats like "well i mean, im sure it tastes wondeful but the smell from here isn't all that appetizing, maybe its the pregnancy" 😂😂😂😂

“You look too young to be a mom!”
Or how about …
“You have a BABY? No! You look like a baby yourself!”👶
Oh wait, here’s a good one …
“Are you the nanny, ooor … ?”
“No, yeah I’m his mom,” I’d reply. “Yes, I am young,” I’d agree.
Considering I got pregnant straight out of college, I was certainly on the younger end of the parenting spectrum. (No one was more surprised than me, I assure you.) And yet, I wasn’t exactly a teen mom. I wasn’t juggling school courses and motherhood, like so many s...
One of our employees literally burnt her face off with the steamer 😭😭😭

I am so badly sun burnt it's unreal .... The kid I babysit had a swim meet today an I forgot sun screen ... I never want to go outside again , my chest an shoulders look like this too 😩😥

This is all I want for dinner. Burnt brussel sprouts. What foods do you like over cooked??
Boy shit never ends!! OK the guy I'm pregnant by me and him not together! I chose not to pursue a relationship! He has another baby mama before me! Now why is it that every time I don't talk to him ain't no bull shit! but when he do try to talk to me and wanna be in his child's life some bullshit pop up and she in the middle of it? Every time he makes it known he want to be in my child life or that he has talked to me some drama pop up with her! Ain't that clear she don't want him to have anythi...
Sorry guys I think that was me! I like to season my ass with garlic but I burnt it tonight! 🤣😂