Before having children I'd have never understood how a bath tub could end up with crackers floating…

Before having children I'd have never understood how a bath tub could end up with crackers floating in it. Now it makes complete sense. Nap was missed and so was lunch but they were covered in germs from McDonald's play area where I don't actually allow them to eat because if they never eat there they can't crave it. So after washing hands I appeased them with crackers while I washed their hair... Adapt and conquer... Not winning mom of the year anytime soon....