It’s so convenient being a dad , like my boys are always up my ass , i cannot do anything without them in my face - and…
It’s so convenient being a dad , like my boys are always up my ass , i cannot do anything without them in my face - and i have to clean up and cook ... plus i need to bath them and put them to bed and deal with their crap, i don’t ever have a quiet moment alone on the toilet because their always asking for something - right when i get out the shower they come “ mom... mom... mom” go to ur fkn dad for a second ... nope dads busy .
But with dads it’s like - they have al the freedom, they take a poop in peace , shower in peace , phone call in peace , if the kids are getting too much ? Send them to their mom ... have all the time in the world . Can leave when they want and come home . The kids are taken care of - and all you do is have sex for 2 minutes ya wife’s pregnant - you can drink whatever and still have a healthy baby . And all u had to do was give someone ur damn sperm which was a pleasure I’m sure ...
It’s so freaking annoying and hard being a mom and we don’t get HALF THE CREDIT WE DESERVE .

Emma·Мама двоих (младенец)
Had this convo with my husband this morning
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