Okay the answer to this are so funny.

Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase

Florida man accused of cutting off penis of ex-girlfriend’s boyfriend

Florida man wanted to remind everyone "this is America" so he painted a giant American flag on his house.. 😂😂😂 'Merica

Florida man shoots Facebook friend in buttocks after political argument

Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt

Florida man shoots at home after a women leaves a negative restaurant review

Florida man killed in standoff shot BB gun at officers

Man with groping history opens fire on Florida yoga class, killing two.

Man with no arms was arrested for stabbing a tourist with his feet

Florida man stabs woman with a fork over undercooked potato

Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist 😂

I couldn't pick one. 🤣

Florida man loses pants during burglary smh 🤦🏾‍♀️

Florida man finds panther sitting on father's front porch