If i keep farting at this rate - i will destroy the universe .
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Lfmaooo I’m sure they meant smelling ur own farts - hahaha not mine 😩😂
Say no to blue berry pancakes then lol😂😂😂 . I eat so much protein . It gets me🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Ah shit whatever i eat im gassy I’ll drink a cup of water and fart like i just ate 40 tacos
Sameee. I had white castle earlier and I know I shouldn't have because it tears my stomach up 😂😭
Are you floating yet? Do i need to tie a string to you?
I will be 41 :/
Short Luteal Phase?
I've just started temping because I believe that the reason I haven't had a BFP yet, after 20 months, is because I believe I may have a Luteal Phase Defect.
Things I never thought I'd say...
Until I became a mom:
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,
his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...
A YouTube video said of you smell them it's healthy for you. So maybe it's a favor to the universe.