If i keep farting at this rate - i will destroy the universe .
If i keep farting at this rate - i will destroy the universe .
If i keep farting at this rate - i will destroy the universe .
I will be 41 :/
Short Luteal Phase? I've just started temping because I believe that the reason I haven't had a BFP yet, after 20 months, is because I believe I may have a Luteal Phase Defect.
Things I never thought I'd say... Until I became a mom:
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no, his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me and did something else with an other girl.... and it's 10:51 am now and he hasn't texted me at all. and after he dropped me off I texted him saying what I felt and nothing. I don't know if I'm over reacting or what or what should i do. do i wait until he text me?
Vee·
Мама двоих (младенец)
Dont worry I'll help you then it wont only be your fault
Lori 🍕··
At least i can blame it on someone else then
Sam·
Monique Murehead·
Мама троих детей
Are you floating yet? Do i need to tie a string to you?
Lori 🍕··
Girl soon i silll
Lori 🍕·
Will *
Lizology27·
😂😭😩
Shalyn Carden·
Sameee. I had white castle earlier and I know I shouldn't have because it tears my stomach up 😂😭
Lori 🍕··
Ahh shit girl
Shalyn Carden··
😂😂
Thekingsdaughter·
😂😂😂😂😂
c. g·
Say no to blue berry pancakes then lol😂😂😂 . I eat so much protein . It gets me🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Lori 🍕··
Ah shit whatever i eat im gassy I’ll drink a cup of water and fart like i just ate 40 tacos
♔ 𝕄 🇩🇴🇭🇹·
I needed this laugh, thanks
Lori 🍕··
I just speak the truth
Ray ·
I heard farting burns calories lol 😂
Lori 🍕··
Not with this mama !
Kitty Moore·
Lol 😂
🌸GoodVibeTribe🌸·
Kristen ·
Мама троих детей
A YouTube video said of you smell them it's healthy for you. So maybe it's a favor to the universe.
Lori 🍕··
Lfmaooo I’m sure they meant smelling ur own farts - hahaha not mine 😩😂