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Lori 🍕

If i keep farting at this rate - i will destroy the universe .

If i keep farting at this rate - i will destroy the universe .

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verguinia

Vee

Мама двоих (младенец)

Dont worry I'll help you then it wont only be your fault

mrsmord

Lori 🍕

At least i can blame it on someone else then

tiredmama0917

Sam

mom2les

Monique Murehead

Мама троих детей

Are you floating yet? Do i need to tie a string to you?

mrsmord

Lori 🍕

Girl soon i silll

mrsmord

Lori 🍕

Will *

lizology27_bb

Lizology27

😂😭😩

shay2beautiful

Shalyn Carden

Sameee. I had white castle earlier and I know I shouldn't have because it tears my stomach up 😂😭

mrsmord

Lori 🍕

Ahh shit girl

shay2beautiful

Shalyn Carden

😂😂

thekingsdaughter

Thekingsdaughter

😂😂😂😂😂

momofboth

c. g

Say no to blue berry pancakes then lol😂😂😂 . I eat so much protein . It gets me🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

mrsmord

Lori 🍕

Ah shit whatever i eat im gassy I’ll drink a cup of water and fart like i just ate 40 tacos

mrsmord

Lori 🍕

I just speak the truth

momoftwoboy

Ray

I heard farting burns calories lol 😂

mrsmord

Lori 🍕

Not with this mama !

one_coolmama

Kitty Moore

Lol 😂

householdceo

Kristen

Мама троих детей

A YouTube video said of you smell them it's healthy for you. So maybe it's a favor to the universe.

mrsmord

Lori 🍕

Lfmaooo I’m sure they meant smelling ur own farts - hahaha not mine 😩😂

Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday…

Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no, his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me and did something else with an other girl.... and it's 10:51 am now and he hasn't texted me at all. and after he dropped me off I texted him saying what I felt and nothing. I don't know if I'm over reacting or what or what should i do. do i wait until he text me?