ATTENTION: to the person who took a Clydesdale size shit in the hospital parking garage... I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF YOURE OKAY. Because first of all a parking garage is definitely not a bathroom, although I understand judging by the BOWLING BALL size pile of doodoo I’m sure no simple American Standard was even up for that hate fucking.

Secondly thank you for ruining my day because I have a serious case of heeby jeebys from stumbling upon that pile while getting my innocent daughter out of the car as she screamed “EW POOPOO”

Regardless where ever you are, I hope your asshole is holding up fine after that 12 pounder delivery that took place in public.

-sincerely, I threw up a little.