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joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (9 лет)

I need a nice war of explaining to a very sweet girl I simply cannot drive 3 1/2 hours into another state for her bachelorette party.

I just literally can’t my sciatic nerve would kill me if I drove that long.

14.03.2019
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bigmama18
Yo mama·Мама четверых детей

Use your pregnancy as an excuse. I used it all the time. Oh I can’t go I’m super sick. Jk I just don’t want to get dressed.

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joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (9 лет)

Sciatica is a legit thing but even if it wasn’t. I just blah I can’t drink I don’t know these chicks I’ll be a state away from my kid. I ain’t cute anymore. Did i mention I can’t drink?

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bigmama18
Yo mama·Мама четверых детей

@joeywiththegoodhair, oh I had it bad last pregnancy. Who wants to go when you can’t drink? Not I. I’m a terrible person. I know damn well I’m not going to attend but I act like it and cancel last minute. This is why I don’t have friends 🤣🤣

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joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (9 лет)

@bigmama18, I was gonna try! Forgot about it. Found out it’s this weekend. Finally mapped it. Shit a brick. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

I think they’re all younger than me too. I think they’re college girls.

And I’m just like the fat hungry old sober bitch who can’t keep her nipples down. 😕😂

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squishymommy1
squishymommy1·Многодетная мама (6 детей)

Honesty is the best policy! Just tell her. If she’s angry then she needs to revaluate her life choices.

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joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (9 лет)

I’m sure she won’t be she seems so sweet. That’s why I feel so bad. I hope everybody else makes it. She deserves the best!

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squishymommy1
squishymommy1·Многодетная мама (6 детей)

@joeywiththegoodhair, don’t feel bad.

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red_carr
Lauren🖤·Мама двоих (7 лет, 9 лет)

That's why I'm not going to my pepaws funeral that's 5hrs away one way. I hurt too bad for that drive plus the girls would be terrible.. Maybe just tell her that pregnancy is really kicking your butt and its making your sciatic nerve hurt really bad and you just can't make that long of a drive. Maybe send A gift in the mail?

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joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (9 лет)

Yeah I’ll just make the gift really good. Her fiancé has been a really good friend to us but I haven’t been to them.

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red_carr
Lauren🖤·Мама двоих (7 лет, 9 лет)

@joeywiththegoodhair aww pregnancy makes you focus on yourself then on your child. But I don't think that's a bad or selfish thing.

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travis9347
vanessa·Мама четверых детей

Just tell her the truth

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jellybeans33
Jelly·Мама сына (9 лет)

Just say that. “I’m pregnant and with the way my sciatic nerve is acting up there just isn’t a way I could make it with out jeopardizing my health”

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joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (9 лет)

It’s true. She doesn’t have kids and doesn’t know how far along (or how not far along) I am 😅😉

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laniejay
Lanie Jay·Мама троих детей

"I'm sorry, my sciatic nerve can't handle the drive"

🤷🏽‍♀️ or is this a trick question? "Yo, my ass hurts sitting for that long"

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joeywiththegoodhair
Josephine·Мама дочки (9 лет)

I think me forgetting her bridal shower and not attending is what is making this hard for me. I feel so guilty.

I don’t know her well I’m friends with her dude

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laniejay
Lanie Jay·Мама троих детей

@joeywiththegoodhair meh no one wants to be the sober one at a bachelorette anyways

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