Woke up to the sound of wind and sirens. Tornado sirens! How’s that for a wake up call?! News flash my ass is too fat to get out of the crouching mother hidden pussy position in my hall closet with a marsupial of a toddler strapped to my chest. My husband had to carry me to bed piece by piece and reassemble.
Now how am I to get back to sleep?
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Omg that’s is not the way to start the day. Hope the rest of the day goes much better for you
So a tornado warning isnt funny, but I love the description of you getting help In bed lol Its so accurate and I can totally relate lol... I hope it's just a warning a you and your family are safe.
I am blown away by your description of yourself. Too funny! What's not funny is the tornado alarms. Hope all is well!!!
I think it’s about past us now!
So now I can just get to go back to sleep. Wish me luck 😂
@joeywiththegoodhair, that’s good! Good luck hope you get some rest
Are you in Tx or OK?