Woke up to the sound of wind and sirens. Tornado sirens! How’s that for a wake up call?! News flash my ass is too fat to get out of the crouching mother hidden pussy position in my hall closet with a marsupial of a toddler strapped to my chest. My husband had to carry me to bed piece by piece and reassemble.
Now how am I to get back to sleep?
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Hope you're safe!! We had one Saturday really close.
Omg that’s is not the way to start the day. Hope the rest of the day goes much better for you
So a tornado warning isnt funny, but I love the description of you getting help In bed lol Its so accurate and I can totally relate lol... I hope it's just a warning a you and your family are safe.
I am blown away by your description of yourself. Too funny! What's not funny is the tornado alarms. Hope all is well!!!
I think it’s about past us now!
So now I can just get to go back to sleep. Wish me luck 😂
@joeywiththegoodhair, that’s good! Good luck hope you get some rest
So far. I haven’t heard any property damage.
Are you in Tx or OK?