Worst thing your kid has done while you weren’t watching them? Mine dug her whole Elsa doll into the…

Took her poopy diaper off and rubbed it all over the floor.

ripped open a pack of flour and spread it all over our kitchen and living room

Mine spread Destin everywhere lol

I was talking to a friend outside when my oldest was 2 and he threw a rock that skidded across my husband's brand new $60,000 truck. 🙈 I wanted to hide.

My oldest found the bottle of vinegar poured it out on the floor (top was a push on top) then was splashing & licking it off her hands. My youngest took her poop diaper off in her playpen & had poop all over her & the playpen.

did 'cooking' in their kitchen (pouring into every container in the clumsiest way possible) with ketchup and oil.

My oldest daughter was fishing in the toilet with her barbie fishing rod when she was 2 years old and when I walked in on her — she was soaked from her waist down. She looks at me and goes, “Mommy! I’m looking for Nemo and I can’t find him.” She drops her fishing rod and proceeds to put her hands and arms in the toilet hoping to find him. 😖

Nothing horrible like this yet we keep the gates up so shes in the living room, hide the crayons n leave all the doors shut thankfully she hasn't escaped from her crib yet or know how to open the doors

Lmao these stories are NUTS! 😂😩