Me: OMG your school named you as the Martin Luther King, Jr. award recipient for your school! Dude…

Me: OMG your school named you as the Martin Luther King, Jr. award recipient for your school!

Dude 3: Oookay, what’s that?

Me: It’s an award they give one child in the school each year for having great character-kindness, trustworthiness, citizenship-that sort of thing.

Dude 3: Oh.

Me: I’m so proud of you! Aren’t you excited?!

Dude 3: I’m just confused. They gave me an award for being nice? Like just for being a nice person? For being good? I shouldn’t get an award for that. It’s normal. Everyone should be a nice person. Everyone should be good. I’m not...