Dude Mom is a humor, lifestyle blog written by the best mom in the world. In her free time she enjoys losing weight easily, looking like a soap star the moment she rolls out of bed, and riding around town on her unicorn. Also, she may be slightly delusional.

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Soooo this happened over the weekend and now we are the proud parents of a teeny bundle of rambunctious, exhausting, feisty joy. She remains nameless at this time, but we’re taking suggestions in that arena.

Googles: Are stores open on Labor Day?

A throwback pic with my littlest dude on his first day of kindergarten who will be heading to his first day of middle school in less than two days. I’m trying to make sense of how this day that once seemed so very far away is now just two sleeps away. And also spending more time than I’m willing to admit laying on the floor of my closet sobbing because this year I also send one to high school and have a senior. 😭😭😭 What grades are your kids in this year?

In case you need a reason to smile this Saturday night. 😊

They don’t allow alcohol at school functions do they? 🤔

It’s that time of year. Are your kids getting enough sleep?

Looks like my 11 year old is doing okay, but I’m sure my two high schoolers are as sleep deprived as the rest of America. They get home too late and the bus comes too early for the type of sleep they probably want/need.

The rest is just figuring out what’s for dinner.