Husband comes back from the store.....with Almonds.....ALMONDS!

@sparkly_unicorn_ yeah I think my baby is gonna be shy. He loves to ball up on whatever side I lay on, he likes being smashed for some reason.

@felicity300079, she the same way :(

@sparkly_unicorn_ we are gonna have to ball them up like burritos! I'm bout to go to sleep boo boo ttyl!! 😘😍

@felicity300079, girl tell me about it. I LOVE acme cupcakes but only the WHIPPED icing. They honestly make it the best- so for my birthday he went to get them and didn’t read the label and got buttercream and I did NOT like it at all. Lol I appreciated the gesture cause he tried to surprise me but damn was I secretly SO pissed. But he was also mad as shit he ended up going back and getting the right ones

@jdeflipp_ yeah my husband walked out the store, went back in after I text him that I wanted fruit....and then when he got home he came with the wrong nuts lol

@felicity300079, LMAO typical man.

Girl what! He had 1 job.....

@felicity300079, I don’t understand how he got peanuts and almonds mixed up. I don’t even think they’re packaged the same way. 😅

I swear men hear “babe could you get me...” and then tune the fuck out.

@squishybaby right, he knows I wanna kill him hes tryna smother me and kisses and keeps laughing lol .....his time will come