charmine jackson
ms.jackson
charmine jackson·Мама двоих (1 год, 6 лет)

I'm coming up on 30 years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...why when i fart it don't stink but when y'all fart it do....how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails... why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to...why you thinking like mannnnn i was thinking the same thing?.... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's uncle's cousin's baby momma's doctor who lived next door to an old classmate's mailman. enjoy your day!! 😜 Merry Christmas

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momma_of_1
Celia C·Мама дочки (4 года)

Omg this made me laugh 😂😂😂😂....good one

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ms.jackson
charmine jackson·Мама двоих (1 год, 6 лет)

🤣u more then welcome to share

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