You know you have children when...

You get to work and notice that your pants have smudges of unidentifiable origin from the knee down. ?

We are having a debate at work....

Should you pick up hitchhikers?

How many days do you have left ?!?

How many days until you're done work- if you're still working ?!

need suggestions....

So at work we have a drink thief. Any time we put a drink in the fridge it disappears. I swear I know who it is. So far he's taken drinks from everyone that works in the office, we even put a sign to not take anything you didn't pay for and wrote our names on the drinks. The person I think is taking them works out of the office so we never get to see who is drinking them.

Have anybody try to make themself go in labor at home if yes what have work