Stupid thoughts I've heard whilst pregnant:

1) why did I do this to myself

2) is this really worth it

3) is there a way of my baby avoiding getting his dad's eyebrows

4) I hope it's twins so I don't have to get pregnant ever again

5) I wish there was a way to tag out and tag my husband into this pregnancy

7) what does mayonnaise ice cream taste like

8) what is an acceptable amount of times to take a bath in one week

9) as most of my pregnancy will be during winter does that mean I'll have a new mobile radiator attached to me

10) how does any human body survive the first trimester