Son: since “the extra” is a boy, he will be with me mostly

Son: since “the extra” is a boy, he will be with me mostly

Daughter: No... “the extra” is the girls responsibility. Mom counts as two and since you are out numbered and Moms only purpose is to breastfeed... “extra” will be with me

Son: So who’s doing the diapers?

Daughter: Mom since she’s crazy for ordering those one things (cloth diapers)

Me: Who’s extra? And what one things?

Both: duh mom, you are

Daughter: Especially with the glass bottles

Husband: Continues breakfast in silence