Your favorite therapist does have a Mohawk and yes my tattoos are real... and yes my puppies are naked...And yes my Invisalign is gold... because it’s fun!!!!

Disposable Diapers are a thing of the past... for me

My guy

Got this article from a nurse for work from home positions...

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Use it or pass it on

#resource

I swear these doctors are working overtime to ruin my birthing plan. Contractions are 5 minutes apart. Baby is small due to IUGR from GD and preeclampsia. Elevated restriction in umbilical cord. C section recommended... But who’s the last to know and who just got sent home!!! ME!!! 😡🤬
I refuse to leave until I see the head of this delivery team. And dare them to say something!!!

#pissed

Out here searching for a bigger vehicle has me stressed. I love my Jeep Compass but it’s too small for us adding a car seat😢🤬Suburban is way too expensive for what I’m willing to spend. I should just say F-it and buy a used Hummer.

Secretly wondering if this nipple cream will help my lips this winter...
They should add lidocaine...
Then I couldn’t talk...

This shit is
#amazing

Made up my mind... I’m gonna paint myself orange and lay down in a random pumpkin patch and see who picks me being that haunted houses are not an option this year 😒🤨

Chancellor or No Chancellor? Stuck in the hospital unexpectedly. Did a vaginal exam and waiting to see if I missed my water breaking... Slow leak like a tire I suppose...

I’ve officially barricaded myself in the BR naked. So over maternity clothes... If anyone needs anything... slide a note under the door. And NO!!! I’m not helping with homework. It will be awkward. Very awkward...

Kudos to the stay at home moms. Bed rest makes me wanna burn the house down!!!