Okay, so period is 2 days late now... And I have zero period symptoms, just these random, barely there twinges around…

Okay, so period is 2 days late now... And I have zero period symptoms, just these random, barely there twinges around the upper part of my tummy, like a bit below my ribs? I hate ketchup but last night I ate my brats and veggies (zucchini, onions, and peppers) with a ton of ketchup??? Either I'm pregnant or I'm going insane for real. But tests are still super negative. No faints, or evaps, or indents, or anything. I wish pregnancy worked like in the movies and tv, you just faint mysteriously and a doctor tells you you're pregnant when you wake up in the ER. No testing or obsessing over symptoms... So lucky.