Ryan : mom I poooped!!! Me: okay, let me wipe. Ryan: no..I wipe. Me: okay!

Ryan : mom I poooped!!!

Me: okay, let me wipe.

Ryan: no..I wipe.

Me: okay!

*ten second later*

He bends over and spreads his cheeks..yelling “LOOK MOM, CLEAN BUTT HOLE”. 🤦🏼‍♀️