So TMI but whatever: So I get up to go poop but I sit on the toilet and just fart before suddenly I have to throw up. So I swing around so fast to puke in the toilet that I catch a whiff of my fart and it’s all down hill from there really... 😢
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I guess the best part really is I didn’t get a whiff of this fart, I was like full face immersed in the smell of the interior of my asshole
This post is so fucking funny I'm dying
Yes! Or any large vessel. Big bowl? Cup? Paper bags?? You don't need to be sniffing your booty 🙁
@kambam, there’s a trash can but I hate throwing up all over trash and having to throw it out, I’d rather have a designated bucket I can just pour down the toilet, rinse and call it a day.
Ok so... maybe you should just keep a bucket in there now. So you can sit on toilet and puke same time lol
Lmfao thanks for sharing. Ima go laugh about it with my friends ok
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,
his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...
TWW!!
2dpo and on the tww journey. Anyone on the same dpo or close? Haven't decided if I will test at 12dpo or just wait and see if she shows up!!
I will be 41 :/
Short Luteal Phase?
I've just started temping because I believe that the reason I haven't had a BFP yet, after 20 months, is because I believe I may have a Luteal Phase Defect.
@followthegreenlady, lol that made me laugh