So TMI but whatever: So I get up to go poop but I sit on the toilet and just fart before suddenly I have to throw up. So I swing around so fast to puke in the toilet that I catch a whiff of my fart and it’s all down hill from there really... 😢
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I guess the best part really is I didn’t get a whiff of this fart, I was like full face immersed in the smell of the interior of my asshole
This post is so fucking funny I'm dying
Yes! Or any large vessel. Big bowl? Cup? Paper bags?? You don't need to be sniffing your booty 🙁
@kambam, there’s a trash can but I hate throwing up all over trash and having to throw it out, I’d rather have a designated bucket I can just pour down the toilet, rinse and call it a day.
Ok so... maybe you should just keep a bucket in there now. So you can sit on toilet and puke same time lol
Lmfao thanks for sharing. Ima go laugh about it with my friends ok
Guys I think my water just broke. My undies are hot pink so you can't see it on my underwear but I took a pic of what was in the toilet. Pic in comments. TMI. But I farted and felt a big wet gush come out😱😱😱
Sat on the toilet for 15 minutes to try to relax.. When I got up and wiped I had bright red blood on the napkin and in the toilet.. Is this normal? I've never bled like this before...
so ladies I know this is weird lol but I can't get comfortable enough to poop when hubby is around or even fart like I'm soo so shy and when he says he has to Fart or poop I'll be like "do it" but I can't seem to mainly poop cause I find It rude to fart in front of guys idk and we are about to move in together in a couple of weeks lol
TWW!!
2dpo and on the tww journey. Anyone on the same dpo or close? Haven't decided if I will test at 12dpo or just wait and see if she shows up!!
So I thought my water broke... i was about to freak out... Im still sitting on the toilet trying to figure out if it was pee..
@followthegreenlady, lol that made me laugh