I assumed that since everyone on this app has gotten dick that it would be peaceful... I was wrong.... someone ain’t hitting it right
I’m always saddened by women who believe the true happiness of women lies in a dick. What sad, trivial lives they must lead....
@laniejay, dick makes me peaceful and chilled. Some people need to get some dick on this app cause they be acting wild
@p., do some yoga or something ... happiness shouldn’t revolve around a dick.
@laniejay, yoga is too boring for me. Girl if you getting the right dick happiness will be revolved around it 🤣🤣
@glencoco, true true. Food brings me happiness too. Especially some nice steak then dick to top it off oooo my day has been the made
@michellemybell09, oooo yasss speaking of chocolate I’m bout to go eat some now
I mean I’m happy and tired after a good sex session 🤷🏼♀️
@p. Eh, that's not the same for me lol. I only enjoy penis if it is attached to a man 😂
What about the lesbians? I think the true thing is someone isn’t getting their box eaten right! Cause we all know dick can be trash and you can still get knocked up.
@bigmama18md, I mean the lesbians use strap ons 🤣 it’s all about the stroke 🤷🏽♀️
Some women mad because of all the different penis they gettin... P*ssy all angry and beat to hell.... Stankin up the place... Not sure which penis got em pregnant... Baby walks out, twirlin a cane at birth... Baby got like 10 "uncles"... Maury Povich seen the baby more than the daddy... The female looken like a porcupine if she had as many stickin out of her, as she did stickin in her...
I will be 41 :/
Short Luteal Phase? I've just started temping because I believe that the reason I haven't had a BFP yet, after 20 months, is because I believe I may have a Luteal Phase Defect.
Things I never thought I'd say... Until I became a mom:
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no, his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me and did something else with an other girl.... and it's 10:51 am now and he hasn't texted me at all. and after he dropped me off I texted him saying what I felt and nothing. I don't know if I'm over reacting or what or what should i do. do i wait until he text me?
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@laniejay, dick makes me peaceful and chilled. Some people need to get some dick on this app cause they be acting wild
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Food makes me happy. Maybe she needed a happy meal?