I assumed that since everyone on this app has gotten dick that it would be peaceful... I was wrong.... someone ain’t hitting it right
KМама двоих (младенец)
Food makes me happy. Maybe she needed a happy meal?
Taylor CМама двоих (младенец)
My boyfriend is just fineee, hence I don't argue with anyone 😂😂😂😂
😂🙌🏼@britt.,
BrittМама двоих (1 год, 2 года)
@mommynes, must have one of those angry ones...
Dee Мама двоих (младенец)
Britt... comment of the week, my friend. 👏🏻👏🏻😂
PМама дочки (1 год)
@britt., well alright then
@britt., Britt...tf?? 😳😂😂😂
Sparkling JewelsМама двоих (2 года, 4 года)
@britt., wtf? 😂😂😂 are you high 😂😂😂
Randi CornМама троих детей
Candles make me happy
BrittМама двоих (1 год, 2 года)
Some women mad because of all the different penis they gettin... P*ssy all angry and beat to hell.... Stankin up the place... Not sure which penis got em pregnant... Baby walks out, twirlin a cane at birth... Baby got like 10 "uncles"... Maury Povich seen the baby more than the daddy... The female looken like a porcupine if she had as many stickin out of her, as she did stickin in her...
PМама дочки (1 год)
@dee2115, @monkeysalwayswin, y’all need better penis in y’all lives then 🤣🤣
Carissa Lyn Johnson Мама дочки-младенца
@bigmama18md, lol
Kinni Rae Vasquez Мама сына (1 год)
Okay, what did I miss?a
ShaМама сына (1 год), беременна (12 нед.)
Good dick and some good food after... 👌🏽
Dee Мама двоих (младенец)
I’d take food over a penis any day 😂
PМама дочки (1 год)
@bigmama18md, I mean the lesbians use strap ons 🤣 it’s all about the stroke 🤷🏽♀️
Yo mamaМама троих детей, ждёт четвёртого
What about the lesbians? I think the true thing is someone isn’t getting their box eaten right! Cause we all know dick can be trash and you can still get knocked up.
Asya ♡Мама двоих (младенец)
Girl, u already know!!!
JosefaМама дочки (1 год)
i think my mans penis is great 👍🏻
JazМама троих детей
@p. Eh, that's not the same for me lol. I only enjoy penis if it is attached to a man 😂
PМама дочки (1 год)
@jleona, better buy a dildo
JazМама троих детей
Me and my ex broke up before my 6 weeks. I'm definitely a bitter betty 😭😭😭
PМама дочки (1 год)
@unicorn_mama, you understand me 👍🏽👌🏽
Me+🍆=😄
Bitchy Trophy Wife 🏆👰🏼Мама двоих (8 лет, 10 лет)
@p., yaaas bitch 🙌🏻
PМама дочки (1 год)
@damn.it.red, yes sex then food then a nap 😴 best thing ever
@fakoffyeh, ha hahahahahaha 😂😂
Bitchy Trophy Wife 🏆👰🏼Мама двоих (8 лет, 10 лет)
I mean I’m happy and tired after a good sex session 🤷🏼♀️
PМама дочки (1 год)
@michellemybell09, oooo yasss speaking of chocolate I’m bout to go eat some now
Maybe she needed some chocolate, chocolate makes me feel better 😂
PМама дочки (1 год)
@glencoco, true true. Food brings me happiness too. Especially some nice steak then dick to top it off oooo my day has been the made
PМама дочки (1 год)
@laniejay, yoga is too boring for me. Girl if you getting the right dick happiness will be revolved around it 🤣🤣
Lanie JayМама троих детей
@p., do some yoga or something ... happiness shouldn’t revolve around a dick.
KМама двоих (младенец)
Food makes me happy. Maybe she needed a happy meal?
PМама дочки (1 год)
@laniejay, dick makes me peaceful and chilled. Some people need to get some dick on this app cause they be acting wild
Lanie JayМама троих детей
I’m always saddened by women who believe the true happiness of women lies in a dick. What sad, trivial lives they must lead....
I will be 41 :/
Short Luteal Phase? I've just started temping because I believe that the reason I haven't had a BFP yet, after 20 months, is because I believe I may have a Luteal Phase Defect.
Things I never thought I'd say... Until I became a mom:
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no, his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me and did something else with an other girl.... and it's 10:51 am now and he hasn't texted me at all. and after he dropped me off I texted him saying what I felt and nothing. I don't know if I'm over reacting or what or what should i do. do i wait until he text me?
P·Мама дочки (1 год)
@laniejay, dick makes me peaceful and chilled. Some people need to get some dick on this app cause they be acting wild
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