I assumed that since everyone on this app has gotten dick that it would be peaceful... I was wrong.... someone ain’t hitting it right
My boyfriend is just fineee, hence I don't argue with anyone 😂😂😂😂
Some women mad because of all the different penis they gettin... P*ssy all angry and beat to hell.... Stankin up the place... Not sure which penis got em pregnant... Baby walks out, twirlin a cane at birth... Baby got like 10 "uncles"... Maury Povich seen the baby more than the daddy... The female looken like a porcupine if she had as many stickin out of her, as she did stickin in her...
@dee2115, @monkeysalwayswin, y’all need better penis in y’all lives then 🤣🤣
Good dick and some good food after... 👌🏽
@bigmama18md, I mean the lesbians use strap ons 🤣 it’s all about the stroke 🤷🏽♀️
What about the lesbians? I think the true thing is someone isn’t getting their box eaten right! Cause we all know dick can be trash and you can still get knocked up.
@p. Eh, that's not the same for me lol. I only enjoy penis if it is attached to a man 😂
Me and my ex broke up before my 6 weeks. I'm definitely a bitter betty 😭😭😭
I mean I’m happy and tired after a good sex session 🤷🏼♀️
@michellemybell09, oooo yasss speaking of chocolate I’m bout to go eat some now
@glencoco, true true. Food brings me happiness too. Especially some nice steak then dick to top it off oooo my day has been the made
@laniejay, yoga is too boring for me. Girl if you getting the right dick happiness will be revolved around it 🤣🤣
@p., do some yoga or something ... happiness shouldn’t revolve around a dick.
@laniejay, dick makes me peaceful and chilled. Some people need to get some dick on this app cause they be acting wild
I’m always saddened by women who believe the true happiness of women lies in a dick. What sad, trivial lives they must lead....

I will be 41 :/
Short Luteal Phase?
I've just started temping because I believe that the reason I haven't had a BFP yet, after 20 months, is because I believe I may have a Luteal Phase Defect.
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,
his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...
Things I never thought I'd say...
Until I became a mom:
@laniejay, dick makes me peaceful and chilled. Some people need to get some dick on this app cause they be acting wild