I assumed that since everyone on this app has gotten dick that it would be peaceful... I was…

I’m always saddened by women who believe the true happiness of women lies in a dick. What sad, trivial lives they must lead....

@laniejay, dick makes me peaceful and chilled. Some people need to get some dick on this app cause they be acting wild

Food makes me happy. Maybe she needed a happy meal?

@p., do some yoga or something ... happiness shouldn’t revolve around a dick.

@laniejay, yoga is too boring for me. Girl if you getting the right dick happiness will be revolved around it 🤣🤣

@glencoco, true true. Food brings me happiness too. Especially some nice steak then dick to top it off oooo my day has been the made

Maybe she needed some chocolate, chocolate makes me feel better 😂

@michellemybell09, oooo yasss speaking of chocolate I’m bout to go eat some now

I mean I’m happy and tired after a good sex session 🤷🏼‍♀️

@fakoffyeh, ha hahahahahaha 😂😂

@damn.it.red, yes sex then food then a nap 😴 best thing ever

@p., yaaas bitch 🙌🏻

Me+🍆=😄

@unicorn_mama, you understand me 👍🏽👌🏽

Me and my ex broke up before my 6 weeks. I'm definitely a bitter betty 😭😭😭

@jleona, better buy a dildo

@p. Eh, that's not the same for me lol. I only enjoy penis if it is attached to a man 😂

i think my mans penis is great 👍🏻

Girl, u already know!!!

What about the lesbians? I think the true thing is someone isn’t getting their box eaten right! Cause we all know dick can be trash and you can still get knocked up.

@bigmama18md, I mean the lesbians use strap ons 🤣 it’s all about the stroke 🤷🏽‍♀️

I’d take food over a penis any day 😂

Good dick and some good food after... 👌🏽

Okay, what did I miss?a

@bigmama18md, lol

@dee2115, @monkeysalwayswin, y’all need better penis in y’all lives then 🤣🤣

Some women mad because of all the different penis they gettin... P*ssy all angry and beat to hell.... Stankin up the place... Not sure which penis got em pregnant... Baby walks out, twirlin a cane at birth... Baby got like 10 "uncles"... Maury Povich seen the baby more than the daddy... The female looken like a porcupine if she had as many stickin out of her, as she did stickin in her...

Candles make me happy

@britt., wtf? 😂😂😂 are you high 😂😂😂

@britt., Britt...tf?? 😳😂😂😂

@britt., well alright then

Britt... comment of the week, my friend. 👏🏻👏🏻😂

@mommynes, must have one of those angry ones...

😂🙌🏼@britt.,

My boyfriend is just fineee, hence I don't argue with anyone 😂😂😂😂