For fun...mine is.. I caresseda blender becuase you don't know my life😂😂

I wrestled with your mom because homegoods was closed lo

I wrestled with a honey badger because my MIL is in town. 😂😂

I sang to my lover because IDGAF. 😆

I stroked my spouse because I’m bringing sexy back! 😂

I fondled the paw patrol because im bringing sexy back 😳

I danced with the Paw Patrol because I haven't slept since 2011.. well fiance's name is Chase 😂😂

I caressed Adam Levine because you don’t know my life😂😂😂😂

@mommyofaqueen jealous😂😂

@ccrawr, Lol😂😂😂

I liked a jar of Nutella because I’m bringing sexy back 😂

I stroked Mickey mouse because i like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain

I stroked a hobo because I'm bringing sexy back

i fondled a hobo because my MIL is in town

I slapped a barista because i believe i can fly 🤣

I bit another customer because my mother in law is in town 😂

I sang to a hobo because you don't know my life

I danced with my meat 😑 because you don’t know my life 😂