MOM LIFE! WHEN YOUR DAUGHTER MANAGES TO PROJECTILE POOP ON YOU AND DOESN'T GET ANY ON HERSELF. WHILE I'M OVER HERE WITH MY SHIRT AND SHORTS POOPED ON! OH AND THIS HAPPENED AT 2AM SO I HAD TO TAKE A SHOWER AND ALEK WOKE UP TOO. #TEAMNOSLEEP #momlifeisreal #canshegobackinthewomb