I wish there was speed dating for mom friends. I want mom friends. I want a flossy posse. I want someone to dye my hair. I want to practice my make up skills. I want play dates. I want someone to call and say hey lets grab lunch, coffee or lets just have a girls night and get white girl wasted like bad moms. Even if we only have time to do it once a year. It’s been sooooooooooo long. Going on two years that I’ve been consistently around a friend.