Few and far inbetween. I forget was it's like then regret it. You know how cats arch up when hissing? I feel like that's me.

If anyone needs any detective work, hit me up. Great skills at a great price. Refer a friend and get a 90% discount.

@hershey, LMFAOOO

mystery solved. Hershey wins 😂😂

@hershey, lmfao!!! I’m dead 🤣🤣

@oops.i.sharted

I bet that's why you shart. Lol

Uh. Like a lot 😂 I enjoy anal 😏😉

I’ve done it many times. I’ll be honest I like it!!

Never!!! I tell him if it hurts to poop when I'm constipated just imagine!! He'll nah!!! And believe me I've wanted to try it and we've tried it but I just can't!

@laniejay, 🤭😂😂😂

This is a shitty question.

Neverrrrr. Dh is let’s just say “well hung” and that thing is never coming near the back door.

@incognit0, lmao nope didn’t invest in one of those yet!

@incognit0, 👀 my paranoid ass. My tv is facing my bed.

@incognit0, do you have a camera in my room?! Where is it!

@incognit0, 😏 Don’t let this scarf fool you.

@mommynes, 😂 coward!

@incognit0, I feel like you’re having some vivid memories 👀

@incognit0, yeahhhh that’s what I said 💁🏻‍♀️

@incognit0, just the tip

@dontspankme, also, I’m your zaddy. I know you ain’t innocent

@dontspankme, I just showed him the responses and convinced him most women don’t do anal. I’m not updating him on your comments 😂

Like 2 and a half times.

@irisdiaz33, @mommynes, y’all think I’m all innocent and shit. 😂

@hershey, 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😘

@mommynes lmao, seven of them!

@hershey, if you get a bunch of notifications, I was trying to thank your comment but it kept liking and unliking 😬😂

Few and far inbetween. I forget was it's like then regret it. You know how cats arch up when hissing? I feel like that's me.

I hope hubs doesn’t find all of the anal memes and get the wrong idea. 😂

@dontspankme, 365 times?

@murdock_ 🤣😂🤣😂

Well I was trying to find a meme, but fuck it lol we do it pretty often.

Replying for a friend.

Literally 0.

Negative 5 times

No seriously though, I’m gonna need some stats

@incognit0, 🤬

@incognit0, hahaha good one! 🙌🏼😂

🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🕵️‍♀️🤔 Asking for a 'friend'

Also you’re an ahole 😂😂

Omggggggggggg Nes stop! I asked you that in confidence 🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

Asking for @irisdiaz33, 🤣🤣🤣🤣