jenna tess
jennatess
jenna tess·Мама дочки (2 года)

◾️First Job- Dairy Queen 🍦

▪️Dream Job - Own my own Wedding/Event Venue 🌿

▪️Astrological Sign - Pisces ♓️

▪️Favorite pizza- Cheese with mushrooms.

▪️Favorite dog- chihuahua 🐾

▪️Favorite footwear- anything comfortable🙌🏼

▪️Favorite candy- twizzlers

▪️Favorite Ice Cream- mint chocolate chip OR coffee ☕️

▪️Pet peeve- i have a million. You ready for this?

- People not using a fitted sheet. The idea of sleeping without a sheet on the mattress makes my skin crawl.

- Pregnancy announcements using the exact day. Unless you’re scheduled and induction or a c-section then you have no idea when that baby will come. The percentage of people who actually go into labor AND have the child on their actual due date is 3%. Just say “Due December 2018”

- “AND GO!”

- “I did a thing”

- “My forever wedding date.” 🤮

- The terms / sayings: “hubby”,”wifey”, “Boy mom”.

- Buffet style weddings. Sorry to offend, but so sick of eating cold mashed potatoes like a cow at a trough.

- The fact that people are still using Plastic/Styrofoam plates. The ONLY time you should even be allowed is at a cookout. They are so bad for the environment! Stop wasting and start washing a damn dish!

- People who have multiple baby showers in less than 5 years. Etiquette clearly says that you should ONLY have another baby shower if (A) it’s a different gender. (B) it’s been more than 5 years. (I know a girl that has had FOUR in 5 years ALL for girls!)

▪️What vehicle do you drive- a Mitsubishi. 🚗

▪️ How tall are you- 5’4

▪️Favorite tv show- The Last Kingdom. The Office. Reign. Arrested Development.

▪️Lefty or Righty- Righty.

▪️Dream Vacation- Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

▪️Favorite kind of music- Country. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Embarrassing- I know!

▪️Favorite Holiday- Christmas!🎄🤶🏻 My Family all call me Mrs.Claus!

▪️Night Owl or Early Bird- night owl🦉

▪️Favorite day of week- Monday’s - it’s my husbands Saturday.

▪️Tattoos & how many- 3.

▪️Piercings & how many- ears.

▪️Like to cook- I’m actually an amazing cook!🍝

▪️Can you drive a stick shift? Nope.

▪️Favorite color- green. 💚

▪️Do you like vegetables- yes💚🌱

▪️Do you wear glasses- only when I drive. 🤓

▪️Favorite season- winter. ❄️🌨⛄️

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jennatess
jenna tess·Мама дочки (2 года)

@pumpernickel, girl! I’m sending you a PM 😂 add me as a friend so I can. 😂😂😂

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jclvsjc2006
Jessie Clark·Мама двоих (10 лет, 12 лет)

@jennatess no you don't at all!

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jennatess
jenna tess·Мама дочки (2 года)

@jclvsjc2006, thank you!!! I know I sound crazy, but come on! Hahaha

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jclvsjc2006
Jessie Clark·Мама двоих (10 лет, 12 лет)

I totally agree with a lot of your pet peeves!! I feel the same way 😂

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jennatess
jenna tess·Мама дочки (2 года)

@brittgale, seriously! 👯‍♀️

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brittgale
Brittany·Мама сына (2 года)

@jennatess, I think we’d be best friends. Everything annoys me too. 😂

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jennatess
jenna tess·Мама дочки (2 года)

@brittgale, they drive me insane! Haha! I think I need to see a therapist... everything bugs me. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

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brittgale
Brittany·Мама сына (2 года)

Your pet peeves are freaking awesome. (Reminds me of myself) I hate the terms hubby and wifey too 😡

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jennatess
jenna tess·Мама дочки (2 года)

@pumpernickel, I’ve seen posts here! Literally yesterday. It’s insane. So disgusting!

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pumpernickel

There’s people that don’t use fitted sheets? I’ve never heard of that. They just sleep on the bare mattress? 🤢

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northwoodsmomma
Emily ·Мама двоих (младенец)

@jennatess, my husband says it's bc of my control issues 😂😂 they also may or may not have both been baptized at exactly 9 weeks old. Totally not planned!

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jennatess
jenna tess·Мама дочки (2 года)

@northwoodsmomma, crazy!!! It’s such a slim chance to actually have your baby on your due date. Such a cool story to tell them in the future!

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northwoodsmomma
Emily ·Мама двоих (младенец)

@jennatess, my first was a failed induction. I was induced due to hypertension. Went in at 39+5, labored 50 hrs, had a cesarean on his due date. My second - my water broke at 39+5 and I delivered her via VBAC on her due date.

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jennatess
jenna tess·Мама дочки (2 года)

@northwoodsmomma, woah! You’re like one in a million! All without induction? Just naturally started to go into labor and had them on their due dates?! You should play the lottery! 💰🙌🏼

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northwoodsmomma
Emily ·Мама двоих (младенец)

My kids were both born on their due dates hahaha we didn't announce with their due dates though.

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FairyKarmaMomma·Мама сына (5 лет)

I find it pretty hilarious how people who have shown their true colors on social media snake away, delete the posts that outed them and come back on social media like nothing happened. Why do that, you outed yourself, so stay out. We still see you boo boo...

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