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jenna tess

◾ First Job- Dairy Queen 🍦 ▪ Dream Job - Own my own Wedding/Event Venue 🌿 ▪ Astrological Sign -…

◾️First Job- Dairy Queen 🍦

▪️Dream Job - Own my own Wedding/Event Venue 🌿

▪️Astrological Sign - Pisces ♓️

▪️Favorite pizza- Cheese with mushrooms.

▪️Favorite dog- chihuahua 🐾

▪️Favorite footwear- anything comfortable🙌🏼

▪️Favorite candy- twizzlers

▪️Favorite Ice Cream- mint chocolate chip OR coffee ☕️

▪️Pet peeve- i have a million. You ready for this?

- People not using a fitted sheet. The idea of sleeping without a sheet on the mattress makes my skin crawl.

- Pregnancy announcements using the exact day. Unless you’re scheduled and induction or a c-section then you have no idea when that baby will come. The percentage of people who actually go into labor AND have the child on their actual due date is 3%. Just say “Due December 2018”

- “AND GO!”

- “I did a thing”

- “My forever wedding date.” 🤮

- The terms / sayings: “hubby”,”wifey”, “Boy mom”.

- Buffet style weddings. Sorry to offend, but so sick of eating cold mashed potatoes like a cow at a trough.

- The fact that people are still using Plastic/Styrofoam plates. The ONLY time you should even be allowed is at a cookout. They are so bad for the environment! Stop wasting and start washing a damn dish!

- People who have multiple baby showers in less than 5 years. Etiquette clearly says that you should ONLY have another baby shower if (A) it’s a different gender. (B) it’s been more than 5 years. (I know a girl that has had FOUR in 5 years ALL for girls!)

▪️What vehicle do you drive- a Mitsubishi. 🚗

▪️ How tall are you- 5’4

▪️Favorite tv show- The Last Kingdom. The Office. Reign. Arrested Development.

▪️Lefty or Righty- Righty.

▪️Dream Vacation- Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

▪️Favorite kind of music- Country. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Embarrassing- I know!

▪️Favorite Holiday- Christmas!🎄🤶🏻 My Family all call me Mrs.Claus!

▪️Night Owl or Early Bird- night owl🦉

▪️Favorite day of week- Monday’s - it’s my husbands Saturday.

▪️Tattoos & how many- 3.

▪️Piercings & how many- ears.

▪️Like to cook- I’m actually an amazing cook!🍝

▪️Can you drive a stick shift? Nope.

▪️Favorite color- green. 💚

▪️Do you like vegetables- yes💚🌱

▪️Do you wear glasses- only when I drive. 🤓

▪️Favorite season- winter. ❄️🌨⛄️

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northwoodsmomma

Emily

My kids were both born on their due dates hahaha we didn't announce with their due dates though.

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jennatess

jenna tess

@northwoodsmomma, woah! You’re like one in a million! All without induction? Just naturally started to go into labor and had them on their due dates?! You should play the lottery! 💰🙌🏼

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northwoodsmomma

Emily

@jennatess, my first was a failed induction. I was induced due to hypertension. Went in at 39+5, labored 50 hrs, had a cesarean on his due date. My second - my water broke at 39+5 and I delivered her via VBAC on her due date.

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jennatess

jenna tess

@northwoodsmomma, crazy!!! It’s such a slim chance to actually have your baby on your due date. Such a cool story to tell them in the future!

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northwoodsmomma

Emily

@jennatess, my husband says it's bc of my control issues 😂😂 they also may or may not have both been baptized at exactly 9 weeks old. Totally not planned!

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pumpernickel

Pumpernickel

There’s people that don’t use fitted sheets? I’ve never heard of that. They just sleep on the bare mattress? 🤢

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jennatess

jenna tess

@pumpernickel, I’ve seen posts here! Literally yesterday. It’s insane. So disgusting!

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brittgale

Brittany

Your pet peeves are freaking awesome. (Reminds me of myself) I hate the terms hubby and wifey too 😡

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jennatess

jenna tess

@brittgale, they drive me insane! Haha! I think I need to see a therapist... everything bugs me. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

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brittgale

Brittany

@jennatess, I think we’d be best friends. Everything annoys me too. 😂

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jennatess

jenna tess

@brittgale, seriously! 👯‍♀️

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jclvsjc2006

Jessie Clark

Мама двоих (10 лет, 12 лет)

I totally agree with a lot of your pet peeves!! I feel the same way 😂

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jennatess

jenna tess

@jclvsjc2006, thank you!!! I know I sound crazy, but come on! Hahaha

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jclvsjc2006

Jessie Clark

Мама двоих (10 лет, 12 лет)

@jennatess no you don't at all!

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jennatess

jenna tess

@pumpernickel, girl! I’m sending you a PM 😂 add me as a friend so I can. 😂😂😂

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