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Ashley
Ashley
Мама сына (3 года), беременна (38 нед.)

Anyone need a good laugh today? If so I'm happy to help.

Anyone need a good laugh today? If so I'm happy to help.

The attached picture is of a puppy pad on my vanity stool in our bathroom. Why is it there you ask? It's there because my husband is OBSESSED with the idea that my water will break and I will ruin our furniture lol. I can thank my grandmother for this new little obsession, due to her sharing how her water broke with 4/6 of her kids and messed sh*t up.😒

As a result of her little storytime, my hubs has literally put a puppy pad in EVERY room of our house on EVERY surface I can possibly sit on lol. He even "accidentally" woke me up last night while I was sleep on our downstairs couch (bc that's where my son and I fell asleep and I couldn't carry a 40lb 3yo back up to his room in my current state). I thought he was trying to get frisky 🍆👅🙃 and was cool with that...but was he? NOPE!!! He was putting a puppy pad under me "just in case" lol.🙄

I guess it's ok tho because he is technically trying to help, and his neuroses is giving me a good laugh...for now. I'm sure by the time our daughter makes he grand entrance into the world I will be ready to throat punch his ass lol. 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾😂😂😂

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ladya16

Ashley

Мама сына (3 года), беременна (38 нед.)

@kambam he really is lol

kambam

kammy

Мама сына (1 год)

It's hilarious but he's so cute to think of it for you hahaha

ladya16

Ashley

Мама сына (3 года), беременна (38 нед.)

@kambam lol. Your OB is a smart. I totally think it's a good idea..it's just funny that instead of getting the medical pads for humans...my husband just grabbed some from the pet aisle at target lol

kambam

kammy

Мама сына (1 год)

Funny. My OB actually gave me a stack of those pads close to labor. Forgot what she called them but she's like yep your water is gonna break soon so make sure you always have your pads!! Lol they came in handy.

winterwonder

Winter

Мама двоих (3 года, 10 лет), ждёт третьего

@ladya16 hahah I love it!

ladya16

Ashley

Мама сына (3 года), беременна (38 нед.)

@winterwonder lol. He is a mess. But he's my mess lol

ladya16

Ashley

Мама сына (3 года), беременна (38 нед.)

@cpullin489 lol. He is super persistent too!

winterwonder

Winter

Мама двоих (3 года, 10 лет), ждёт третьего

Oh my gosh girl!!! This is the best thing ever!!! 😂😂😂😂

cpullin489

Cristina

Мама троих детей

Lmao that is hilarious !!! 😂

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