Anyone need a good laugh today? If so I'm happy to help.
The attached picture is of a puppy pad on my vanity stool in our bathroom. Why is it there you ask? It's there because my husband is OBSESSED with the idea that my water will break and I will ruin our furniture lol. I can thank my grandmother for this new little obsession, due to her sharing how her water broke with 4/6 of her kids and messed sh*t up.😒
As a result of her little storytime, my hubs has literally put a puppy pad in EVERY room of our house on EVERY surface I can possibly sit on lol. He even "accidentally" woke me up last night while I was sleep on our downstairs couch (bc that's where my son and I fell asleep and I couldn't carry a 40lb 3yo back up to his room in my current state). I thought he was trying to get frisky 🍆👅🙃 and was cool with that...but was he? NOPE!!! He was putting a puppy pad under me "just in case" lol.🙄
I guess it's ok tho because he is technically trying to help, and his neuroses is giving me a good laugh...for now. I'm sure by the time our daughter makes he grand entrance into the world I will be ready to throat punch his ass lol. 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾😂😂😂
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It's hilarious but he's so cute to think of it for you hahaha
@kambam lol. Your OB is a smart. I totally think it's a good idea..it's just funny that instead of getting the medical pads for humans...my husband just grabbed some from the pet aisle at target lol
Funny. My OB actually gave me a stack of those pads close to labor. Forgot what she called them but she's like yep your water is gonna break soon so make sure you always have your pads!! Lol they came in handy.
@winterwonder lol. He is a mess. But he's my mess lol
@cpullin489 lol. He is super persistent too!
Oh my gosh girl!!! This is the best thing ever!!! 😂😂😂😂
Yesterday I went out with my boyfriend went to watch a movie, me and him don't live together yet. but point is yesterday when he was dropping me off his like sleep over at my house witch the mom and dad lives. I said no,
his response was why is everyone deciding or making choices for you and their going to do the same with the baby, when I know that's not true. what he thinks is that my mom tells me not to sleep over. So he left all mad. and I felt in my heart that he went on and cheated on me...
I laughed so hard. My little brother had to do a family tree not too long ago and he needed our help. What a headache!!! Lol. I love my huge family though :)
This is actually How I came up with my first daughters name. lol.. ????
Yall I'm so pissed right now! My husband has no respect I swear to god he is annoying some times! My mom called me up and we talked for over 20 minutes. She said she had her stuff packed and ready to leave her bf because of some drama with his grandchild (6yr old calling her a bitch, hitting her, slapping her, and telling her he hates her) so I told her if she wants or ever needs to she can come stay the night or move back it doesn't matter to me that my house is always her home too! She said sh...
Omg ladies my 3 year old just asked me if i have sex with her daddy!!! I dodged that question so fast but ladies really my daughter is growing up too fast and too smart for her own good. I dont even know what to tell her if she ask again I thought i had a little longer before she asked that. I texted my husband telling him and he just laughed. He is no help.
@kambam he really is lol