We were talking about my appointment last night before we fell asleep and for some reason we decided…

We were talking about my appointment last night before we fell asleep and for some reason we decided to talk about speculums...

Husband: you just had that duck thing in your vagina earlier.

Me: a duck thing?

Husband: yea. That's what my ex and I used to call it

Me: oh well it's just a vagina spreader

Husband: that's not any better

Me: I know